fat ralphy Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i let the nastiest fart rip on the bus, then just frowned at everyone so they wouldnt think i did it. i dont think i fooled anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 ...MY FARTS HAVE BEEN EXTRA STINKY LATELY with a name like fat ralphy i'd expect you to stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivre Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Be Proud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 One word. Stella. I don't know if it is me or what, but whenever I ahve this stuff off the tap I end up smelling terrible. It just rots you I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i was napping in class today and woke up because i thought i sharted myself, lucky for me it was just a false alarm and all i did was let loose some gas, which didn't stink by the way which i found rather odd since my regualr farts smell like someone is cooking eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 one of my buddies used to claim he enjoyed his farts which smelled like eggs and onions....so he would lie on his back and hold his knees to his chest and let rip then take deep whiffs of it....sick fuck...it was funny....this thread is pretty entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i was hanging around with about five other kids and idk what we were talking about but one of them said something like "yeah, that is one of those factual things, like you know, the kind of fact that everyone loves the smell of their own fart" and all of us just kind of went silent and stared at him and someone was like "are you sure it aint just you that likes that shit?" funny stuff... sorry, but i don't enjoy the scent of my farts... omg! what?! girls fart?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 my mom had me thinking girls didnt fart around other people till i was like 20 and this girl i dated would let out some dirty shit....i still have problems with ladies farting around me years later... remember the eddie murphy joke about how when someone farts...every one says ewwww gross and then tries to smell the fart so they can gauge its potency....shit is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 one time i was with my homegirl and we went into walmart so she could buy some shampoo/bodywash..... so we are walking past this aisle with a worker sitting "cross legged/indian style" on the floor (this is at like 4pm) with her back towards us....she was doing some kind of stocking on the lower shelves so thats why she was on the floor... as we walked buy, we happened to both look down the aisle at the same time, as the worker shift over to one butt cheek and let out the loudest fart ever....i dont think it woulda been that loud normally, but since she was on a tile floor it made it seem louder ...we laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 mmmm, yeah, i tend to not expel gases from my arse around other people unless it's my brothers... then we have contests, madstyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i was with my ex-girlfriend for 3 and a half years....we didnt start farting in front of each other until like the second year of our relationship....and thats only cause i suggested it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i fart in front of my girlfriend, fuck holding it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 ^^co-signed fuck that everyone farts she needs to see you at yer worst and yer best for the relationship to continue so get it out fast as possible a real woman is one that can fart with you and laugh about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 Family Guy: Love The Gas, Meg! http://thatvideosite.com/video/424 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i farted in bed after i ate a thai green curry the other day and damm near killed myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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