Seffiks Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 A Fart That Is Thread Worthy Holy Shit! i just cleared the office hahaha, i had some guacamole and black beans lastnight before i went to bed (finishing up in celebration of Cinco de Mayo) and i just released the nastiest fart in the world. It brought tears to my eyes made me choke a little and it cleared the office... so the question is should I be embarrassed? or feel proud? fuck that I Am Way Proud!!!! Them people scattered like there was a fire hahahaha:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 did they know it was you? just blame it on the closest fat guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 NOWS YOUR CHANCE! STEAL ROBOTS OFF PEOPLES DESKS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 ^^^^^ How dare you mock my pain. Everytime I think the wound is healed, you bring it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 My girl had a colonoscopy the other day and while in reocvery, the guy one bed over let out this post-oscopy raging air fart that shook the room for half a minute (no lie.) I started laughing uncontrollably and even made the nurses crack up. From there I applauded him. I'm sure he wasn't too happy with my reaction. Be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 You should of lit that shit with a lighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I am taking advantage of your lethargic sloth like state... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 That's pretty awesome. One time, my boy farted in the car and his wife threw up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 That's pretty awesome. One time, my boy farted in the car and his wife threw up. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 did they know it was you? just blame it on the closest fat guy. no everyone knows it was me cause i was laughing my ass off and choking at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 That's pretty awesome. One time, my boy farted in the car and his wife threw up. hahaha wow thats bad ( think i could have done that / if i was enclosed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 no girls in the office? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 yeah plenty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 seffiks for president Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 at least its better than those silent deadly ones at least you have an audible warning giving surrounding people ample time to evacuate their workspaces and search for clean air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeNiahhh Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Be proud my friend... I'm a little dude but my farts are those of a 300lbs plus fat ass. Sometimes when my homeboys and I go somewhere in my car and I feel like I'm gonna fart, I lock the windows and let loose... that shit is hilarious... kats be trying to open the door while we're on the freeway and shit.... ahhhh... good times, god times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 ^^^ GOD TIMES?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 i had a good 10 minute break from those dumbasses calling me that there computer account was locked and they could not remember the password yeah that shit was hilarious i was sitting at a clients computer (had some network issues) and i just let loose and cleared the place :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 i think i am going to go give the janitor/maintenance worker some work and drop off my last package of the day i don't need my house smelling like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 reminds me of poopmanbob's shower fart that made his wife jump out of the shower to puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 ive done it on an airplane before... it was pretty bad..even for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Did you open the window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 must have been potent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MURUD BABEK Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 lol... i think it was poopmanbob that talked about makin his girlfriend throw up... and then there's my homeboy whoms fart was so stink, it made him throwup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Once, I had a bad case of diarrhea on a cross Atlantic flight, I felt sorry for the next people using the lavatory. I was using that bowl every hour, I imagine the people with seats by the bathroom probably got orchestra level seating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 WHAT IS IT ABOUT MEXICAN FOOD....I ONCE WAS RIDING IN THE CAR WITH TWO HOMIES....DUDES MOM AND HER FRIEND...THIS WAS OVER TEN YEARS AGO....I FART AND NO JOKE EVERYONE THROWS UP OUT THE WINDOW EXCEPT ME AND DUDES MOM....HAHA THATS WHAT I CALL CAPABILITY...MY FARTS HAVE BEEN EXTRA STINKY LATELY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 one time i was in the car with a friend of mine, he farted, and within seconds i was struggling to hold back the throwup, his compact hatchback turned into a mobile gas chamber. i really thought that he shat himself. it was fucked up. it can't be normal to have a digestive tract that creates smells that bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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