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A Fart That Cleared The Office

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A Fart That Is Thread Worthy

 

 

Holy Shit! i just cleared the office hahaha, i had some guacamole and black beans lastnight before i went to bed (finishing up in celebration of Cinco de Mayo) and i just released the nastiest fart in the world. It brought tears to my eyes made me choke a little and it cleared the office...

 

so the question is should I be embarrassed? or feel proud?

 

 

fuck that I Am Way Proud!!!! Them people scattered like there was a fire hahahaha:lol:

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

^^^^^

 

How dare you mock my pain.

 

Everytime I think the wound is healed, you bring it up

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My girl had a colonoscopy the other day and while in reocvery, the guy one bed over let out this post-oscopy raging air fart that shook the room for half a minute (no lie.) I started laughing uncontrollably and even made the nurses crack up. From there I applauded him. I'm sure he wasn't too happy with my reaction. Be proud.

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I am taking advantage of your lethargic sloth like state...

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
That's pretty awesome. One time, my boy farted in the car and his wife threw up.

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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did they know it was you? just blame it on the closest fat guy.

 

 

no everyone knows it was me cause i was laughing my ass off and choking at the same time

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That's pretty awesome. One time, my boy farted in the car and his wife threw up.

 

 

hahaha wow thats bad ( think i could have done that / if i was enclosed

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at least its better than those silent deadly ones

at least you have an audible warning

giving surrounding people ample time to evacuate their workspaces and search for clean air

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Be proud my friend... I'm a little dude but my farts are those of a 300lbs plus fat ass. Sometimes when my homeboys and I go somewhere in my car and I feel like I'm gonna fart, I lock the windows and let loose... that shit is hilarious... kats be trying to open the door while we're on the freeway and shit....

 

 

 

ahhhh... good times, god times...

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i had a good 10 minute break from those dumbasses calling me that there computer account was locked and they could not remember the password

 

yeah that shit was hilarious i was sitting at a clients computer (had some network issues) and i just let loose and cleared the place :D

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i think i am going to go give the janitor/maintenance worker some work and drop off my last package of the day

 

i don't need my house smelling like that

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reminds me of poopmanbob's shower fart that made his wife jump out of the shower to puke.

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