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What sorta job.

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So say you wanted to try living in like 50 states in 25 years... what sort of career do you think would go best with this?

 

 

If i was a girl i would just be a whore i guess.

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join a shitty well paid pop band.

some kind of sales position

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just go get a job at any corporate america chain. they are all over the fucking country and you can transfer any time you want!

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50 states in 25 years is a bit unrealistic. thats 6 months per state. by the time you begin to figure out a city, you'll have left it. ive been to 48 of the states, staying atleast a night in 80% of them. its not quite the same, but i'm high and its all i could think of to say about the subject.

 

my advice? as gliks said, find a band to tour with. i suggest a fairly succesful one, otherwise it kind of sucks.

 

im watching celebrity fit club. screech is a faggot.

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ya i agree about the screech thing.

 

well since whoring myself is out of the question im thinkin i could film pornos (but how do i find a buyer, dont want to self promote).

 

Any yall connected?

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make your own website get hot girls and pay for their service so you own all the rights, eventually if you do a good enough job you can just sell that shit to a bigger company

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shove a bowl of rice up your ass and join a freak show

as "guy with bowl of rice up his ass"

if you can grow mad body hair and act sorta disgruntled, it'll help.

 

but everyone here will know you like having a bowl of rice up your ass,

and you can't trust a single one of us, except for the deaf-mute member.

that motherfucker can't say shit to anyone, but he can type....don't worry, though.

no one ever believes deaf-mute guy.

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MAKE YOUR OWN BANG BUS. ITS THE MOST INGINOUS IDEA/ IM GOING TO DO IT. ITS SO SIMPLE

 

I SHOULD OF BOUGHT A VAN

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join a shitty well paid pop band.

 

 

^this actually works...I know people who do it...

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Private Investigator?

 

At least you can get others to pay for your travels

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Well, you can start by taking at least half of those states off your list.

Trust me, most states in the US aren't worth getting out of your car to take a piss.

Do you really want to live in Arkansas? Dela-where? Wisconsin? Nebraska? Oklahoma? ...etc.

 

 

 

You'd be better off saving for a few years, then buy a camper and travel for a year or so. Or be like me & run an Internet business that gives you the ability to live, well, anywhere whenever.

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David Lee Roth?

 

 

Dude avoid driving through pittsburg at all costs...by far gayest state in the world for driving...

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