stunt double Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 NIGGAS ARE CORNS. THIS BITCH AINT GOING TO JAIL. SHE'S "GOING TO JAIL" YOU DIG? WHEN SHE COMES OUT SHE'S GONNA GET ANOTHER SHOW DEAL OR A SPECIAL ABOUT WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE LOCKED UP IN A CELL THATS BASICALLY NICER THAN MY APARTMENT. SHIT IS DISGUSTING B. FUCK HOLLYWOOD. word. i bet the sentence gets overturned though, she won't even end up there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 NIGGAS ARE CORNS. THIS BITCH AINT GOING TO JAIL. SHE'S "GOING TO JAIL" YOU DIG? WHEN SHE COMES OUT SHE'S GONNA GET ANOTHER SHOW DEAL OR A SPECIAL ABOUT WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE LOCKED UP IN A CELL THATS BASICALLY NICER THAN MY APARTMENT. SHIT IS DISGUSTING B. FUCK HOLLYWOOD. i know whatchu mean, but i don't think it's gonna be a martha stewart type jail. they said this county jail she has to go to is in lynwood. if it's the same lynwood california that i know, then that's a shitty area. sits in south l.a. in the hood between watts and compton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 6, 2007 Author Share Posted May 6, 2007 i bet she catches a beat down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 she gets to be segregated for being famous, which means all our hopes of her getting beaten, dyked, or killed are never going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 6, 2007 Author Share Posted May 6, 2007 are you sure? how you know that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$%^& Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 haha coke bitch is crazy big butch bitch is going to be tappin that assssssssssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 HES A COP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 cavity check (and this ain't the dentist)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AM1610 Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 fuck her, she was rich enough to buy a fuckin shaufer(sp?), fuck her for bein a dumb hoe ass slut. fo sho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 i really doubt if she even sees gp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodtimes105 Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 maybe she'll get butt secks from a sally.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 6, 2007 Author Share Posted May 6, 2007 lets hope so......my thread is awesome....have you seen her cooter..its so beat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AyeBee Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 THIS HOE DESERVES TO GET LOCKED UP....HAHA...IM LAUGHIN I HOPE SHE GOES DYKE Paris Hilton Going to Jail for 45 Days By DAISY NGUYEN, Associated Press Writer Sat May 5, 4:58 AM LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton worked as a farmer and maid on her TV show "The Simple Life." Now she's facing a real-life hardship in her latest role: jail inmate. Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, was sentenced Friday to 45 days in county jail for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case by driving with a suspended license. As an inmate, she might have to spend most of her day in a cell smaller than her closet _ her only luxury escape a short period to shower, watch TV, exercise or talk on the phone. "I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all," Hilton, 26, told a judge before the sentencing. Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer, saying "there's no doubt she knew her license had been suspended," ordered that Hilton report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by June 5. The judge's ruling did not allow any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. Nor could Hilton pay to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some are allowed. Hilton left the courtroom with her parents, Kathy and Rick, and headed straight to their car. She looked forward and didn't speak to a crush of reporters and photographers shouting questions at her. Her mother was visibly upset. "This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke," Kathy Hilton said of the judge's decision. Defense attorney Howard Weitzman said he would appeal. "I'm shocked, I'm surprised and really disheartened in the system that I've worked in for close to 40 years," Weitzman said. He said the sentence was "uncalled for, inappropriate and bordered on the ludicrous." "I think she's singled out because of who she is," Weitzman said. City attorney spokesman Nick Velasquez said that the judge's ruling "sends a clear message that in the city of Los Angeles, no one is above the law." Hilton pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law. She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. Two other traffic stops and failure to enroll in a mandated alcohol education program landed her back in court. Should she report to the Century Regional Detention Center, Hilton will be living in a one- or two-person cell as a high-profile inmate, segregated from the general population for her own safety. Her cell would be spartan: 12-by-8 feet with a toilet, sink and a window 6 inches wide, said Capt. Alice Scott, who oversees the 2,200-inmate facility she describes as "a very nice place." Hilton can expect to receive three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Inmates in segregation are allowed outside their cells for at least an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, Scott said. There are a bank of phones that use prepaid phone cards _ cellular telephones and Blackberries aren't allowed. She was ordered to report to the jail by the set date _ or face 90 days behind bars. ___ Associated Press writers Sandy Cohen and Jeff Wilson contributed to this report. Sometimes I'm convinced noone on here knows how to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Prison is too good for her...Fuck it! I say send her to Iraq! That'll teach her a thing or two about a thing or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 No send her in Kandahar in Afghanistan right in the Taliban HQ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Fuck That Puta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountHaysForDays Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Bedknobs and broomsticks. She will live for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodtimes105 Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 yeah, probaly will be a gay ass celebrity retreat like they all go to. money helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 6, 2007 Author Share Posted May 6, 2007 Her cell would be spartan: 12-by-8 feet with a toilet, sink and a window 6 inches wide, said Capt. Alice Scott, who oversees the 2,200-inmate facility she describes as "a very nice place." Hilton can expect to receive three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Inmates in segregation are allowed outside their cells for at least an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, Scott said. There are a bank of phones that use prepaid phone cards _ cellular telephones and Blackberries aren't allowed. She was ordered to report to the jail by the set date _ or face 90 days behind bars. damn 1 hour a day to be out the cell..thats some pelican bay type shit... we got dorm style county jail where im from and i think thats way better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 money helps. SHIT DOES MORE THAN HELP BOYBOY. ITS COOL TO ACT LIKE NIGGAS DONT GIVE A FUCK. BUT I REALLY ONLY GIVE A FUCK WHEN NIGGAS BRING IT UP, YESTERDAY ON THE WAY TO SEE THE FIGHT MY MAN WAS LIKE "YO PARIS HILTON DOIN A SUMMER VACATION IN LA" AND I WAS LIKE "WORD I READ ABOUT THAT SHIT" THATS PRETTY MUCH WHERE THE CONVERSATION ENDED BECAUSE BEING FAMILIAR WITH THE JUSTICE SYSTEM BOTH OF US KNEW SHORTY WOULD BE LAID UP FOR A MONTH DETOXING IN A GOODFELLAS CELL WHILE THE REST OF THE BLACK BITCHES IN GENPOP OXED EACHOTHER UP AND DID ALL THE "REAL JAIL SHIT". SO THERE WAS NO NEED TO EVEN SAY "YO SHE'LL GET BIRTHDAY CAKED, SHE'LL GET A BUCK50 ETC ETC ETC" SHIT AINT GOIN DOWN LIKE THAT, SHE'LL PROBABLY HAVE A CELLPHONE AND A LAPTOP IN THAT BITCH SO SHE CAN WRITE THE BOOK SHE FINNA DROP WHEN SHE HITS THE BRICKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 6, 2007 Author Share Posted May 6, 2007 "you have a call from an inmate at county correctional facility...." press one to accept.....beep "uh yeah this is Paris Hilton..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAEA Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 she won't spend one minute in jail. They will appeal and nothing will come of it but fines, publicity and more publicity. I hope she gets in a serious drunk driving accident soon and becomes paralyzed. See how hot she feels then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 paris hilton britney spears lindsay lohan this is a terrible year for alcoholic drug-using white women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 TOASTY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountHaysForDays Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 I don't get jail in America, or maybe it's just jail for her. Report to jail within 90 days? What, you like check in? "Hi, I'm Paris, I've booked a room for 45 nights." And she gets to chose when she goes? Retarded. That, or I missed the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 On non serious shit a lot of times you don't have to go right away. Things like DUIs. You get arrested. You bail out, then you go to court or whatever, and at the end they are like "Okay now you have to serve your 30, report to wherever by 9 PM." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 please god, if you are out there, let this bitch get buck 50'd... ill never do anything bad again... ever. :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 a nice shiny scar would bring her down a peg or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 id still fuck her. mabie just aim for the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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