fat ralphy Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 THIS HOE DESERVES TO GET LOCKED UP....HAHA...IM LAUGHIN I HOPE SHE GOES DYKE Paris Hilton Going to Jail for 45 Days By DAISY NGUYEN, Associated Press Writer Sat May 5, 4:58 AM LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton worked as a farmer and maid on her TV show "The Simple Life." Now she's facing a real-life hardship in her latest role: jail inmate. Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, was sentenced Friday to 45 days in county jail for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case by driving with a suspended license. As an inmate, she might have to spend most of her day in a cell smaller than her closet _ her only luxury escape a short period to shower, watch TV, exercise or talk on the phone. "I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all," Hilton, 26, told a judge before the sentencing. Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer, saying "there's no doubt she knew her license had been suspended," ordered that Hilton report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by June 5. The judge's ruling did not allow any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. Nor could Hilton pay to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some are allowed. Hilton left the courtroom with her parents, Kathy and Rick, and headed straight to their car. She looked forward and didn't speak to a crush of reporters and photographers shouting questions at her. Her mother was visibly upset. "This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke," Kathy Hilton said of the judge's decision. Defense attorney Howard Weitzman said he would appeal. "I'm shocked, I'm surprised and really disheartened in the system that I've worked in for close to 40 years," Weitzman said. He said the sentence was "uncalled for, inappropriate and bordered on the ludicrous." "I think she's singled out because of who she is," Weitzman said. City attorney spokesman Nick Velasquez said that the judge's ruling "sends a clear message that in the city of Los Angeles, no one is above the law." Hilton pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law. She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. Two other traffic stops and failure to enroll in a mandated alcohol education program landed her back in court. Should she report to the Century Regional Detention Center, Hilton will be living in a one- or two-person cell as a high-profile inmate, segregated from the general population for her own safety. Her cell would be spartan: 12-by-8 feet with a toilet, sink and a window 6 inches wide, said Capt. Alice Scott, who oversees the 2,200-inmate facility she describes as "a very nice place." Hilton can expect to receive three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Inmates in segregation are allowed outside their cells for at least an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, Scott said. There are a bank of phones that use prepaid phone cards _ cellular telephones and Blackberries aren't allowed. She was ordered to report to the jail by the set date _ or face 90 days behind bars. ___ Associated Press writers Sandy Cohen and Jeff Wilson contributed to this report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 45 days in prison.....i hope she catches some std....wait she probably already has a few im guessing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 yes yes yes yes yes yes. i am dancing inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 45 days in prison.....i hope she catches some std....wait she probably already has a few im guessing. they found a script for herps meds in her storage unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 too bad she didnt crash her car while driving drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 .....i realllly wanna see her come back after 45days, with some new inkwork, slightly thicker body lines, and a still stupid, but slightly more 'bad ass' kind of attitude. that'd be the fuckign day if you ask me. that'd actually be kinda rad. seeing paris weighing a good 140lbs, a terrible tat beneathe her left eye, and that 'fuck you, i'm right' look on her face. (if you've ever been at least to county, you know the look) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 she should make a sex tape in there. :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 word you know how much the food sucks....gaurenteed she gains some lbs...you cant not eat that long.....jail food is all starches and shit...shes gonna get punked out, you think shell get special privleges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 NIGGAS ARE CORNS. THIS BITCH AINT GOING TO JAIL. SHE'S "GOING TO JAIL" YOU DIG? WHEN SHE COMES OUT SHE'S GONNA GET ANOTHER SHOW DEAL OR A SPECIAL ABOUT WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE LOCKED UP IN A CELL THATS BASICALLY NICER THAN MY APARTMENT. SHIT IS DISGUSTING B. FUCK HOLLYWOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 they found a script for herps meds in her storage unit. word?....that hoe is nasty...im sure she got warts too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivre Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 conspiracy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 ^^that's what i'm sayin...reality show or sex tape^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 please god, if you are out there, let this bitch get buck 50'd... ill never do anything bad again... ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Bitch got street cred now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 shes going to record a rap cd now^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 people dont spend 45 days in prison. shes going to jail. not prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Truth.. Life ain't easy in the hotel hustle.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 dude i dont even like to spend a week inside...she is going to cry for sure and you know the bull dykes are going to be punkin her hard....i cant wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 this will be her, "what there is no toilet seat, oh my god that is not hot...." her commisary will be off the chain though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 She'll probably turn this into the next big reality show.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 I don't care about this at all. I'm actually pretty bummed any of you care about it so much. "Yo fuck this bitch I don't care about her at all. Fuck this bitch, I fucking hate this bitch. I hope she gets sliced up..." Riiiiiight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papi Drew It Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 please god, if you are out there, let this bitch get buck 50'd... ill never do anything bad again... ever. :lol: :lol: :lol: ...that's fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 conspiracy? i rather tap the cartoon than that nutty ass bitch anydayeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 only a hate fuck...but the herpe thing could be a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 whos cares about paris hilton. why do fools giva fuck about celebraties??? it actually pisses me off that threads are always being made on this shit. like pick up a fucking girl magazine if u wanna read about this shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 dude its great because she is going to jail...thats the point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 and her going to jail is a good thing? Now jail will be the next trend amongst all the Myspace whores that worship her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 haha it would be funny if she got sliced up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Yeah, that'll happen :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 her commisary will be off the chain though shell get jacked for all her soap shampoo and crackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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