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Jersey Friends

 

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food

JERSEY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

 

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

JERSEY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

 

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did waswrong.

JERSEY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...were f***ed up...but that shit was fun!"

 

OTHER FRIENDS: Leave you alone to cry.

JERSEY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

 

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

JERSEY FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

 

OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

JERSEY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

 

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

JERSEY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

 

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

JERSEY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

 

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.

JERSEY FRIENDS: Are for life.

 

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

JERSEY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,

"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, don't waste it!!" Because I'm driving you home.....

 

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

JERSEY FRIENDS: Will knock them the f ** k out!!

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