tango 24 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 having a bailiff come to your door is much better that really made my morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 I had bronchitis for a few weeks. I still spit up some gross shit in the morning. The antibiotics helped, but I've always been phlegmy in the morning. Just got a new digicam! Fuck yea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 ...say booze Jackson... EDIT ohhh well would have been funny as your last two posts were 'booze'....well three times lucky, ya missed your chance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 i prefer a blowjob with a side of pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 yeah, i sort of prefer sex and bacon myself. throw in blanket caves, and call it a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 what's an even better way is to not hack up a big chunk of phlegm. but failing that bacon and eggs served by Orlaith from Irish big brother. followed by the news that my work has been hit by an asteroid and I will be off until my mate from England goes home. Failing that a coffee and toast would be nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 waking up to getting head, smoking a bowl, and getting coffee brought to me in bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 ...ohhh beeehaave Lili... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 haha. I like to be spoiled. What can I say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 rawr you go gurl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 That beats mine! To day I woke up to the garbage truck shaking a dumpster up and down and then dropping it down the street at the courthouse...and a hang over...and being locked inside my apartment by a stuck deadbolt... My best... All I got is I woke up to my girlfriend staring at me going "You ready?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 i didnt know girls could get dome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 the ones with penises can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 i have the gnarliest sputem ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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