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DA KID MERO

UNIVISION vs REGULAR TV

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YO SO YESTERDAY IM SITTING THERE WATCHIN THE NEWS ON TV AND THEY SHOWING THAT VIDEO CLIP OF THE BLACK DUDE SMASHIN THE OLD LADY IN THE FACIAL...BUT THEY AINT SHOW THE WHOLE CLIP. SO WHATEVER, LATER ON IM FLIPPIN CHANNELS AND I COME TO THE NEWS ON THE SPANISH CHANNEL AND THEY'RE COVERING THE SAME STORY EXCEPT THEY SHOW THE ENTIRE CLIP, TWICE. THEN LATER IM WATCHIN THE SAME CHANNEL AND THERES ALWAYS A BITCH WITH BIG TITS AND A FAT BUTT IN THE SHOT AT ALL TIMES NO MATTER WHAT SHOW IS ON. HOWCOME REGULAR ENGLISH TV ISN'T LIKE THAT? MUTHAFUCKAS ARE TOO PC, I WANNA SEE ASS AND TITTIES AND SHIT, AND NIGGAS GETTING BEAT THE FUCK UP. WHAT ELSE IS TV GOOD FOR? SPIKE TV IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK BY SHOWING SHIT LIKE BITCHES DOING JUMPING JACKS IN LINGERIE FOR 30 SECONDS (SOMEONE DOUBLECHECK AND MAKE SURE THAT EXISTS AND WASN'T ME HALLUCINATING) FOR NO REASON. THATS WASSUP, AND I LIKE THE SHIT ON COURT TV WHERE THEY JUST SHOW FOOTAGE OF SHOOTOUTS AND COPS GETTING BODIED. YAHMEAN?

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

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Watch out for this dude

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Dude you know the deal! This was the only reason I started to learn spanish. Seriously, Mero you gotta watch sunday afternoons @ 1pm Caliente dance show...ay ya yai me gusto amigas mas bonitas...(right when you talk about girls you use the uh feminine tense right?)

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i'm sittin back watchin montell jordan video, i see the same bitch that was in the homeboy nate dogg video.

then i flip the channel, i'm checkin out my homeboy tupac video... i see the same bitch that was in MY video.

knowhuti'msayin?

and then, knowwhuti'msayin, make that even mo fucked up, i'm watchin the million man march,

and i see the same bitch on the million man march that was in the homeboy warren g video!

i mean damn everywhere i look everywhere i go i see the same ho

 

don't get mad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'm only bein real.

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Also I don't remember if it was Telemundo or Univision.

 

But here is some talk show with this dude, and basically the whole show is just mexicans out of the audience running on stage and fighting other Mexicans for some reason or another.

 

All the time.

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YEA! Its like jerry springer but they actually still show fighting shit is awesome they all look so ghetto! Thats the only time I have seen a a girl punch a grand mother straight in the dome and almost throw a chair at the dude before people grabbed her...stragiht up awesome

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

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He is reading your thoughts!!!

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mero, you're the homie, but there's something pretty wrong with you when you're stoked on seeing a 100 year old woman getting beat down by some piece of shit that i'd shoot on the spot just for karmas sake.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

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I like how this show is in Spanglish!!!!

 

HAHHA

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Also I don't remember if it was Telemundo or Univision.

 

But here is some talk show with this dude, and basically the whole show is just mexicans out of the audience running on stage and fighting other Mexicans for some reason or another.

 

All the time.

 

Jose Luis sin Censura.

 

DURO

DURO

DURO

DURO

QUIERE LLORAR

QUIERE LLORAR

QUIERE LLORAR

QUIERE LLORAR

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Jose Luis sin Censura.

 

DURO

DURO

DURO

DURO

QUIERE LLORAR

QUIERE LLORAR

QUIERE LLORAR

QUIERE LLORAR

 

FUCK YEAH!

 

I found out they filmed it like, a 20 minute drive from where I used to live in LA. And I called and tried to get tickets...

 

But I couldn't figure out the answering system.

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i think the mexican channels have had to tone it down a bit though too.

they used to have more near naked chicks on there, but now they dont have as much.

but still...that show caliente is pretty dope.

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7-Walter.jpg

 

Watch out for this dude

 

Isn't that the mom from Everybody Loves Raymond?

 

 

 

 

 

And yeah, Latin Television is the shit. But fuck those motherfuckers that still haven't paid me for that spanish Domino's commercial... that shit was like, eight months ago? Fuck those assholes.

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7-Walter.jpg

 

Watch out for this dude

 

 

hahaha...el show de walter...he's on my friends list...hahaha...

my grandma used to watch this guy religiously.

 

but, what choo know about "a la cama con porcel"?? hahaha... :lol:

 

porcel_mujer.jpg

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^^hahaha....i used to watch that show as a kid....

 

a la cama..

a la cama..

a la cama con porcel!

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tv in argentina is basically softcore porn. other than the football.

 

 

i dont remember that.....but i do remember hookers on avenida florida.

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MOST HISPANIC CHICKS USUALLY GOT MORE TO SHOW THEN WHITE CHICKS ALTHOUGH THE MIGHT BE HOT N WERE MORE PERVERTED N DONT GOT AS MANY FEMINIST CENSORING CHANNELS WE FUCKIN PAY FOR!!!!

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mero, you're the homie, but there's something pretty wrong with you when you're stoked on seeing a 100 year old woman getting beat down by some piece of shit that i'd shoot on the spot just for karmas sake.

 

NAH I DONT CONDONE THAT SHIT BUT, DAMN MY NIGGA. THAT WAS SO RUTHLESS IT MADE ME LAUGH LIKE OUTTA STRAIGHT DISBELIEF.

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AND WORD TO SABADO GIGANTE, A LA CAMA CON PORCEL, LENTE LOCO (ODALIS WAS MY WIFEY), PRIMER IMPACTO, CALIENTE, AND LAURA EN AMERICA (I THINK IS THE NAME OF THE TALK SHOW) I LOVE ALL THAT SHIT.

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