Mauler5150 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I can just imagine fat ralphy screaming at his woman to take a shit while he fists her. From what he has said in posts I am pretty sure he is into both these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 My upstairs neighbors sound like this: The first 5 minutes, one can only hear the bed banging against the wall, then about 30 seconds there's high pitched female voice going "aahh, ahh" and then it stops. I think I'm using their internets. hope they can't read this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdUnit Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 5 and a half minutes = short changed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 neighbor #2 going at it last night. i think i heard the girl of our new neighbors that just moved in orgasming. its been warm, so they had all the windows and sliding glass door wide open next time waltz right in and be like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 sex must be 10 times better for chicks tahn dudes yadadamean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorock Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 me and my girlfriend used to live above a cop who clearly disliked us from the get go. but one day we were in the middle of "it" when theres banging on the door followed by "police open up!". Turns out he thought I was beating her (shes a hell of a screamer) so he made her come out and tell him that we were just fucking. She was all red in the face but then he just said "carry on", smiled and walked away. We had some awkward moments in the hall after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkfux Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 On holiday in spain stayin in some apartments, came home drunk as hell, decided to sit on the balcony and have a smoke, cud hear some panting so i looked over and saw a couple having sex on the balcony directionally below, watched them for a min, think they heard me cause they went inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountHaysForDays Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 A friend and I went back to this dudes house after painting, it was a town house, one right next to the other kinda deal, and as we walked down the driveway, you could literally see through the venitian blinds this sweedish (hot) girl and this dude havign sex, the light was on, and you could make shit out super clear. We don't have thick windows here, so you could hear it all too. We stood right below and watched for literally 15 minutes. It was one of the most entertaining experiences of my life, it was about 5 years ago, and the fact we used to see the neighbours and say hi and what not made it ten times better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 A teacher from my old middle school just got arrested for molestation...good thing I didnt have her as a teacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 ^^ how the fuck does that have anything to do with neighbors having sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 When I was younger I was having sex with my girlfriend in my car while parked at some random school we had stopped at. We were just leaving when cops showed up, apparently called by the neighbors. I told the cop I got lost - mind you in a parking lot with only one exit - he looked at my girlfriend all disheveled, smiled, and said goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 thats a kind of cute and teenager-y story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i got caught by the cops before..... me and this girl were about to have sex in the car... we were both pretty much undressed when the cop car hit the corner...he ran both of our names....she had unpaid tickets....he told her to clear them up...then told us if we wanted to do it.....drive south about 6 more miles....to the next county so it wouldnt be his problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 ha, sounds like that cop knows how bogus that bullshit law is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 pretty much....he coulda been an asshole....but wasnt....one of the only few times i havent gotten fucked with by the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 so naked girls are the answer to getting out of tickets? ... makes sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 hooray for nakedness! i love being naked. edit:: irrelevant, but idc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 ^hahaha....actually yes...i got them somewhere on my hardrive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 hook em up nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 uhhh... not of me naked. no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 5 and a half minutes = short changed Sex doesn't necessarily have to take a long time every time... if both partners cum then 2 minutes wouldn't even matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 hook em up nigga lemme go look for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 fo sho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 Sex doesn't necessarily have to take a long time every time... if both partners cum then 2 minutes wouldn't even matter. uhhhh, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Sex doesn't necessarily have to take a long time every time... if both partners cum then 2 minutes wouldn't even matter. Spoken like a true minute man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 He said 2 minutes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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