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Ahh cricket, the bane of my existence.

I hate living in this country for the simple reason that so many cockheads enjoy this so called sport.

I don't know of many other sports where you can spend an entire day in the sun and not do anything. I think people use it as an excuse to drink.

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i'm a terrible australian. i've never watched a full game of cricket in my life. real boring stuff
Fuck yeah, you are a real Australian for not having done so (as am I)!!

 

Cricket is fucked, I mean who seriously wants to watch a game where they bowl, there is liek 1 to 3 seconds of action (at most) then a commercial break, then we return to watch a guy rub a ball on his nuts for a minute or 2, all the while receiving commentary from a living corpse (as pictured below). I mean who really wants to waste a whole day partaking in such a retarded activity? If it means you are a true Australian to have done so, then fuck, I am as Euro as Guido who moved here last week.

 

The corpse commentator.

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And don't even get me started when one of the best players is a overweight smoker, who loves to fuck around on his wife (maybe that isn't a bad thing if you have seen her!). What other sport exists where an overweight smoker can dominate? None, as cricket is, it shouldn't even be considered a sport, and you can take that to the bank!:lol::lol::lol::D:D:mad::mad:

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Ahh fuck him, won't he just hurry up and die already?? Or at the very least retire?

 

Maybe if cricket has some physicality involved with it, we wouldn't have commentators that were as old as some of the 12 apostles still giving shitty insights as to why such and such a bowler gained whatever advantage they did by rubbing a ball up and down their dick prior to stumbling up to the line to throw the ball at someone.

 

I hate cricket, and drunken Mauler hates cricket even more than sober Mauler. Fuck this shitty sport. I am pretty sure the hatred stems from being a kid and realising a TV show you watch habitually was replaced by a fucked up cricket game.

 

However thanks to cricket being on tv, I actually left the house and did the things kids do. Maybe cricket loving parents are to blame for setting a bad example to kids, hence the reasons why there are 400lb 8 year olds out there!!

 

Fuck I am drunk, /rant over.

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Gilchrist smacked 149 off 104 balls and ultimately won the game for us

 

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Matthew Hayden was in my opinion player of the series but they gave that to McGrath which I am guessing is because a great champion has retired

 

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Ricky Ponting - Captain of Australia and currently the best batsman in the world

 

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Andrew Symonds is my favorite player for Australia, good all-rounder meaning he can bat, bowl and field exceptionally well

 

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Shane Warne - Recently retired as the world's best bowler and one of the best leg spin bowlers of all time if not the best he still holds the record for test wickets taken

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Gilchrist has hell big ears. I swear he can fly with those things. And is on gay adverts.

 

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Matthew Hayden had a song about him played on Triple J by Adam& Will a couple of years back, based off Outkast's Miss Jackson.

 

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Ricky Ponting - Does deodourant ads. Because cricketers stink.

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Andrew Symonds was dropped for something a while back. Maybe drugs (selling pot??) I can't remember, but he surely must suck a good dick with lips that big.

 

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Shane Warne - Is a fat cunt. Who smokes, and wears Playboy jocks

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Ahh cricket, the bane of my existence.

I hate living in this country for the simple reason that so many cockheads enjoy this so called sport.

I don't know of many other sports where you can spend an entire day in the sun and not do anything. I think people use it as an excuse to drink.

 

 

 

ahaha come to the states... not only do we have about a thousand different organized sports that are basically an excuse to drink... most people have moved past the excuse stage and just drink incessantly.

 

hence the innevitable fall of troy.

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