boogie hands Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 so i got this email from my aunt in cali last night. Pretty standard email from extended relatave to extended relatave except for one sentence..... "****, Did you get the ***** Family in America Newsletter? I gave them your address and am hoping you are receiving the news. I am wondering if you are considering the family reunion in **** in July. We were discussing it with ***** and **** last night and the 4 of us decided to be sure you know about it. It would be so fun if you could come out. Even bring your girlfriend?" hahah...what? were they sitting around debating whether or not to let me know? 3 to 1 vote? invite boogie hands? i know we only talk because my dad is your brother but come on, a little tact maybe? my dads side of the family is so fucking awkward sometimes..... anyway, just wanted to share because i thought it was funny. ps - who wins in a "cute-off"? baby orangutan or..... this kitten. pss - the loser dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Ha boogie is the outcast!? Write them back be like thanks so much! I am glad that you decided to tell me about the event. I hope there wasnt much deliberation. Just out of curiousity (sp?) who else was I in the running with? I am so psyched that I won!!! Kill the kitten there is too much of that kuteness around these days...we gotta switch it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 26, 2007 Author Share Posted April 26, 2007 hahha. no kidding. in all fairness i am kind of a dick about staying in touch. extended family really isnt my thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 baby orangutans can suck their own pee-pee. match set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Bwa-hahahahaah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 26, 2007 Author Share Posted April 26, 2007 haha..nice sneak. im hanging on to that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 You should reply back with that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 sounds exactly like my dads family only they didnt let me know they invited my dad and my brother but not me i fit in with my mums side of the family who like to drink, smoke and fight with cops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 26, 2007 Author Share Posted April 26, 2007 man....that little orangutan is really making my day. i know its wrong to take animals out of their homes and try to domesticate them but i really, really want a pet orangutan one day. i feel like if i had an orangutan that waddled into my room every morning to wake me up my life would be perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I've been to a few family reunions. I usually just wander off to the hotel pool and get talky with female guests and/or lifeguards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 man....that little orangutan is really making my day. i know its wrong to take animals out of their homes and try to domesticate them but i really, really want a pet orangutan one day. i feel like if i had an orangutan that waddled into my room every morning to wake me up my life would be perfect. You should....man hasn't domesticated an animal since the dawn of time....we need new pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 eww that orangutan is gross as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Von Counterculture Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Cute at this size.... Will fuck you up at this size.... re: the reunion, don't go. The last time I caught up with my extended family they all ended up taking my phone number and calling me with ridiculous questions about my parents and such at ridiculous hours of the night... bear in mind my olds live in a different country.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Damn some high flatulent family status was just reached. Feel special, this is like an invitation to join the Golden Dawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 You should....man hasn't domesticated an animal since the dawn of time....we need new pets. We'll make great pets... Cute at this size.... Will fuck you up at this size.... re: the reunion, don't go. The last time I caught up with my extended family they all ended up taking my phone number and calling me with ridiculous questions about my parents and such at ridiculous hours of the night... bear in mind my olds live in a different country.... Secondly def. go. I went to mine dude they had catered lobsters scriiimp filet minon. Shit was right near the beach all you can eat. It was dope me and my cousin got drunk went into walked from the reunion to Newport and beat up emo kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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