iloveboxcars Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 as many of you have probably not noticed, i dont really post here anymore. i got rid of the internet at home and just browse through randomly during work. getting rid of the internet at home has actually had a great effect on all aspects of my life. i highly recommend it. but that is not what this is about. this is about myspace ads. just now while checking my messages on myspace i glanced at their ad. "earn your homeland security degree" what? there's homeland security degrees now? it even has a picture of a dude with sunglasses on peering out of the blinds of a window. i think im going to get a homeland security degree so i can laugh all the way to the something something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 homeland security degrees. DEGREES IN HOMELAND SECURITY. i cant even imagine the classes you'd be taking. maybe accounting, basic math helps no matter what industry you are in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 oh cool. switched names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 ha I need interwebz to survive...seriously all my business and advertising needs use email file transfering and i need to have 24 hour access so I can do all this shit... It sucks...If I dont have the interwebz I lose $... They use really ugly people for advertising on myspace. Some babyfat ad had the ugliest bitch I have ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I'm guessing there's gotta be some courses on Brown Punching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 what about the ones saying "are you EMO" "then click here to take the emo test" or the one with gay instead of emo hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 theyre going to teach you how to be an airport screener and make 23k a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 A sunglasses guy peering out the window? Someday soon, the A-bomb will drop and the world will be a better place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freighthunter Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 i guess im already qualified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 actually nobody noticed you were gone. no seriously. nobody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 i got some really great lipstick today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 we dont need homeland security.... we just need to know the current threat levels.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 26, 2007 Author Share Posted April 26, 2007 tease, make sure you re-read that first sentence until you understand what i was saying. nice try though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 The courses for that degree must be nuts. Paranoia 101 Better Dead then Red: A retrospective. Terror-Math. (example: Brown Skin + Curly Coarse Beard + The Smell of Curry = Terrorist) The 1492 poster up there is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Fuck that. I want to teach a class on "How Not To Touch The Big Red Button". The course will consist of me putting hallucinogens in the water/food of students and locking them in jailcell-sized rooms with nothing but security cameras on the walls and podiums with big red buttons that read 'Do Not Touch This' in the center of each. The only way to pass is to stay in that room for the rest of your life. If you fail, you are instantly dropped through a trapdoor and eaten alive by angry cartoon barracudas with large bushy eyebrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 eaten alive by angry cartoon barracudas with large bushy eyebrows. you need a vacation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 The courses for that degree must be nuts. Paranoia 101 Better Dead then Red: A retrospective. Terror-Math. (example: Brown Skin + Curly Coarse Beard + The Smell of Curry = Terrorist) The 1492 poster up there is awesome. lol!:lol: I hate the government - and now I'm probably on some list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Fuck that. I want to teach a class on "How Not To Touch The Big Red Button". The course will consist of me putting hallucinogens in the water/food of students and locking them in jailcell-sized rooms with nothing but security cameras on the walls and podiums with big red buttons that read 'Do Not Touch This' in the center of each. The only way to pass is to stay in that room for the rest of your life. If you fail, you are instantly dropped through a trapdoor and eaten alive by angry cartoon barracudas with large bushy eyebrows. There was an outer limits with that plot. The 90s outer limits. FUCK HYPHY!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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