wayne hits Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: Guaging help... wha ha! thank you. straws i shall try... after reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion you can't do much of anything right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: Guaging help... my cousin did the same and now he has little assholes dangling from his ears...... :lol: funniest post in this whole gay thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 My ear looks like a gay man's anus the morning after a meth-induced gay-off of extreme proportions. Dudes try to stick their finger in it. And that annoys me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 blood fart... you should write a book.... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Dudes try to stick their finger in it. And that annoys me. shove your hand in their asshole and ask them how they like it when you stick things in their holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 wait.... what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 blood fart... you should write a book.... :lol: but every page would look like this: blah blah blah blah. blah blah. blah blah blah blah blah. blah. blah blah blah. blah. blah blah. blah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 :mad: blasphemous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I am going to write a book. About the internet. It's going to sell millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Dont forget to thank Al Gore..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I will bring the rough draft to you guys first. And let people who don't even read books critique my writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X22 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 i say wait save your money then go have a "pro" do it...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 wait............no bewbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I'm attempting to re-guage my ear but the last time I attempted it there was basically a bloody mess after about 3 sizes [well, my equivelent of three sizes, basically a paperclip then went to a jumbo paperclip then to an eyebrow ring that i found in my room from the time i tried to pierce my eyebrow... it's an 8 or a 10 i think]. So yesterday I tried a new tactic that my friend said to do, shove the next size in during a shower because I guess it's easier to get through? well... let's just say it didnt work and at the moment I have a dr. suess [only one i could find] bandaid on my fucking ear because blood was fucking everywhere when I tried to twist the damn earring a few hours ago. anyway... i need help. anyone with experience, what's the best way to go about this... aside from buying the earrings for it cause i have no money or time to go get the earrings. YOU ARE THE GAYEST, LAMEST, DUMBEST NIGGA ON THIS FORUM!!!!!! What gave you the i dea that you can stretch your ear to a 10 in one day?:confused: :nope: you're fucking your ear up for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 i used my girl's deoderant today mine is gone and scratched the shit outta my armpit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: Guaging help... DONT PUT RANDOM PIECES OF METAL IN YOUR EAR, RETARD...... THERES A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STAINLESS STEEL JEWELRY THAT WAS DESIGNED TO BE PUT IN YOUR BODY AND A FUCKING PAPER CLIP...... use small paint brush handles to taper.... they are more gradual than the tapers at shops.... use some kind of neosporin or some shit to lube the shit..... clean whatever random shit it is you decide to shove in there...... use plastic shit (as previously stated).... battleship pieces, lego heads, litebrite pieces.... be creative about it, not blatantly stupid.... THINK ABOUT HOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS GOING TO IMPACT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BEFORE YOU ACT ON IT........ i had my lobes at 00 before i realized it was retarded and took them out..... mine closed up clean..... my cousin did the same and now he has little assholes dangling from his ears...... i didnt read this post..... and yeah, i got my shits to a 2 and then i started gettin keyloids on my ears, i took them out after they keyloid shits grew, then i took the eylets out, let my ears shrink, then got those bastards surgically removed, it sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 its a girl. and yes count chocula, i agree........ i thought we already made clear that females have been banned from making new threads unless thou thread contains documentation of thou boobys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: Gauging help... YOU ARE THE GAYEST, LAMEST, DUMBEST NIGGA ON THIS FORUM!!!!!! What gave you the i dea that you can stretch your ear to a 10 in one day?:confused: :nope: you're fucking your ear up for life. that was after the two paperclips. it wasnt in one day... it was already at a 12 basically with the huge paperclip. i'm stupid sometimes, but i'm not fucking retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.::..::...:: Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: Guaging help... dermal punching... I had my conch punched to an 8 gauge for a CBR. The pain was real intense, but only for a fraction of a second. the piercer (puncher) let me keep the little nub of cartilage. I kept it in the freezer for a while, but lost it. The ring was hella uncomfortable so I took it out after 6 months. Now I have a hole in my conch. Its very indescrete, I also have some pretty gnarley cauliflower ear from wrestling on the same ear so abnormalities dont bother me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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