Abracadabra Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 is getting home after a cunt of a day at work to be greeted by the missus in the middle of cooking my dinner and being handed a glass of red wine. little things like this make life worth living Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 thats tottaly rad dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 And then your giant fattie cat takes a shit in the middle of the room and ruins everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I had the hardest day at work I've had in a long time and then sat in traffic for nearly two hours (in what is normally a twenty minute drive) and have just showered, shaved, and am drinking a glass of De Bartoli Vat 8 Shiraz. I think that's what it's called. Not a very Australian name.. Anyway, as soon as I get a big fatty in me, I'm gonna be enjoying life, sorta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 ^Major undertone vibes there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 i big fatty in you? dude............. not kosher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 shit, I knew something was wrong with the way I said it. But I'm sure "cannon" would be no better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 he really needs a big fatty in him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 wait.... weaponxxx out-gayed rage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 ^^^This kind of big fatty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 thread making rights provoked. say word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 ^ did you mean "revoked"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 and by the way, I fucking hate fat women now. You know how a white woman might get raped by, say, a black dude and then she'll hate blacks forever? I had something like that happen to me recently, and now I spit and give screwface when I see a fat woman. There's one at my work, and I can't even look at her without feeling absolutely disgusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Wait, so now you got raped by a black dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 no... doesn't that imply that he got raped by a white woman? like in forty days and nights? when he's handcuffed to the bed and gets screwed by that chick? were you handcuffed... or drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 ^ did you mean "revoked"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I had the hardest day at work I've had in a long time and then sat in traffic for nearly two hours (in what is normally a twenty minute drive) and have just showered, shaved, and am drinking a glass of De Bartoli Vat 8 Shiraz. I think that's what it's called. Not a very Australian name.. De Bortoli. They make some great stuff. My ex is part of the extended De Bortoli family, they all drink a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 no... doesn't that imply that he got raped by a white woman? like in forty days and nights? when he's handcuffed to the bed and gets screwed by that chick? were you handcuffed... or drunk? date raped by a fat woman. But thank god there was no intercourse involved. It's a long story...but she even pulled the "You realize that I'm your only ride back to your car".... SO, yeah, fuck predator fat bitches. Fucking indulgent, lazy, disgusting, yellow fat all inside that disgusting skinlkasndfoihawe poihew [a9oiyh){YFPOIUGSp(iaugfpiugd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 De Bortoli. They make some great stuff. My ex is part of the extended De Bortoli family, they all drink a lot. nice... the McWilliams shiraz is awesome, too. I think I like it better.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 You know what isn't rad? Cleaning up all the cat diarhea that was just shat all under my bed. Fucking rank shit smell, this is the first time he's ever done this. I have a really low threshhole for shit smell. As much as I wanted to beat the shit out of him, he wouldn't have learned anything. But I gave him the bath of his life. Man you could tell it was torture for his little cat brain. I feel somewhat compensated now. And Weapon, you should've gotten them fatty brains. Fatty hoes are notoriously known for their exceptional domage. Or so I've heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 ive heard the same thing. its probably due to the chunky fat cheecks and lips that give it a more cushon like feel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Why do fat girls give good head? Because they have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 haha I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 pancakes in the morning from the wifey is best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 nice... the McWilliams shiraz is awesome, too. I think I like it better.. Ahh I recommended that many times in numerous threads on here! I hope it is the MT Pleasant 'Philip' you are talking about. That shit is the best value fo rmoney red out there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabloid- Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 why is this movie not on DVD????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 That sounds pretty awesome. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 tonight is oven fried roughy, and maybe brocolli. tomorrow is pot roast, red potatoes, and fresh green beans. then, pork chops. need more wine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I got way too stoned before work this morning. All it did was make me move in slow motion. And be all like, "WHAAAAA??" all day. I am finally done and waiting for a ride. Dude is out of town on work related business all week. There are two beards waiting at home. Waiting for me to cook dinner. And make them laugh. I'm pretty good at both. tonight. Sparks. High Life. Planet Earth. solid plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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