Zack Morris Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 ok so a friend of mine is yakkingin my bathroom and is female. I could probably fuck her after she passes out....but I am not with it no matter how drunk I am. SoI want to know who would fuck the drunk chick yakking in the bathrooom.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 nope....cause they could turn around and call rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 i was wondering the other day what the hell happened to Zack Morris... they close his account? drunk chicks are A-OK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 oh wait... passed out?? pass. but with consent... drunk chicks are open to suggestion. good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 wow the update about her beeing just a friend and her asking me not to post pics of her in her post jager bomb state while she takes over my bed is ridiculous....I was planning on sleeping on the couch anyways but her running past me in her underwear to throw up again makes me laugh......I think I am going to make ramen noodles and watch the show....later 12 oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 take some pics now and post them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 on the rape tip I just found out that some girly I never even slept with is saying I raped her FIVE yes thats right FIVE times but is not pressing charges because everytime I raped her she came so its not a crime...my only question as a kentuckian is what the fuck?!?!?!?..is that a new rule. rape me once shame on you do it five times, fuck it, do it again?!?!?...I need to move from this state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 If she wakes up just say "it's ok Jenny, it's me, Casper... the dopest ghost in town." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 You are the 2nd for a reason... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Seriously, "I could probably fuck her after she passes out"......You mean your not with it because she is ugly or because that would be completely 100% wrong?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MURUD BABEK Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 I am just saying I am 24 and could do better than some used up 30 year old cum dumpster that half of my band has already fucked. The girly passed out in my bed is a different story. She is 21 and just retarded to the ways of the jager. In fact I had to drink her last jager bomb and I am still going while keeping her drunk ass of the roads of the bluegrass state. So if you live in kentucky just thank me later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 ^Please tell me that's not you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 nope....cause they could turn around and call rape.A eeirly similar situation happened to me once. But she was already naked whilist passed out and had come on to me already. Don't do anything man, be nice and you might get to hit it later, as long as you look after her now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 am i the only one who thinks this is stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 no im with you. this thread is retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I voted pee, while the poop seems funny, you might end up on your hands and knees with a spray bottle of Resolve and a putty knife trying to get shit outta the carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 and in the morning, im making waffles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Jew dont have to talk to waffles when your finished... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 yeah dude, rape is totally awesome. high five in the middle, bro. fucking retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 boogie hands? god please make this thread not make it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 If she wakes up just say "it's ok Jenny, it's me, Casper... the dopest ghost in town." :lol::lol: i love the reference to the movie "kids" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I havent had waffles in a minute That sounds pretty good right about now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 ^^eat them with fried chicken....its good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 hit the waffle eat the chick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 fuck her while shes asleep if she wakes up be like "its ok baby, its surprise sex" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 waffles ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MURUD BABEK Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 ^Please tell me that's not you. :nope: :nope: :nope: :nope: :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 ^i think he was hoping you'd be cuter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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