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Zack Morris

getting laid or waffles

should it be done while she is now in bed?  

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  1. 1. should it be done while she is now in bed?

    • nooo..my current plan since she is a fri4nd
      8
    • fuck her while she is asleeep
      9
    • pee on her and take pictures
      23
    • shit opn her and sell it to asian fetish websites
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ok so a friend of mine is yakkingin my bathroom and is female. I could probably fuck her after she passes out....but I am not with it no matter how drunk I am. SoI want to know who would fuck the drunk chick yakking in the bathrooom.?

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i was wondering the other day what the hell happened to Zack Morris...

 

 

they close his account?

 

 

drunk chicks are A-OK!

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wow the update about her beeing just a friend and her asking me not to post pics of her in her post jager bomb state while she takes over my bed is ridiculous....I was planning on sleeping on the couch anyways but her running past me in her underwear to throw up again makes me laugh......I think I am going to make ramen noodles and watch the show....later 12 oz.

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on the rape tip I just found out that some girly I never even slept with is saying I raped her FIVE yes thats right FIVE times but is not pressing charges because everytime I raped her she came so its not a crime...my only question as a kentuckian is what the fuck?!?!?!?..is that a new rule. rape me once shame on you do it five times, fuck it, do it again?!?!?...I need to move from this state.

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Seriously, "I could probably fuck her after she passes out"......You mean your not with it because she is ugly or because that would be completely 100% wrong??

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I am just saying I am 24 and could do better than some used up 30 year old cum dumpster that half of my band has already fucked. The girly passed out in my bed is a different story. She is 21 and just retarded to the ways of the jager. In fact I had to drink her last jager bomb and I am still going while keeping her drunk ass of the roads of the bluegrass state. So if you live in kentucky just thank me later.

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nope....cause they could turn around and call rape.
A eeirly similar situation happened to me once. But she was already naked whilist passed out and had come on to me already.

 

Don't do anything man, be nice and you might get to hit it later, as long as you look after her now.

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I voted pee, while the poop seems funny, you might end up on your hands and knees with a spray bottle of Resolve and a putty knife trying to get shit outta the carpet.

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If she wakes up just say "it's ok Jenny, it's me, Casper... the dopest ghost in town."

 

 

:lol::lol:

i love the reference to the movie "kids"

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