deterrent Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Hey Dad! Is Aunt Joan a perioding broad or what? All women have periods about every 4 weeks for 3 or 4 days. You see blood from inside a womans body comes outside from an opening between her legs. Post 'em if you got 'em (great/worse period stories ever) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 blood also comes out pretty much from any living creature once a puncture in the skin or flesh is acquired... edit... hasn't this thread been made to teh fullest already... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 no blood no bruising or else she can go to the cops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 you got some fetish for mung-blood its not so much the blood as it is the smell. [Verse 3] You make the appetizers, I'ma re-connect the DVDs The television is clear, Ghetto Booty in progress Adjust the atennas, hunny, no need for cable I fix the triple X wires, don't lie if you're on your time of the month You don't have to rush, cause internal problems can hold I don't want the room to smell like car tires, I'm sipping Stolichnayas Butterscotch, soaking your g-spot area from Breyer's Don't fool yourself with the toys under your bed- you're deniers No time to hurt you, they're looking for screamers, I'm looking for cryers Admire your bed sheet you're on Careful planning, the one I need to teach you on No regular movie, I rather watch porn ^^^Kool Keith - Freaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 not only do i not have a 'worst' period story, but i have no stories involving periods, um, period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 this a pretty wierd thread yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 I'll still smash when she's riding the cotton pony..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 I'm saying! I think it's better when she on the period. Minus one for smell But plus ten for pulling out a bloody member. But aside from that, it's pretty crazy that the girl in the video is retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 if my girl is on her period when she comes back from europe, i'm gonna be so pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 That was a bloody ass "sanitary napkin" - it looked like she had been covering a knife wound... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 I can't believe this is the last thread I am opening before going to bed. +10 for pulling out a bloody member!! HAhahahaah! I remember havign sex a few times, then liek within a half hour the girl says lucky we stopped when we did as she just got em. Weird ass timing shit. But that time of month= anal time in my household. /nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 i do not have my 'red-wings' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Von Counterculture Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 What the fuck's up? Attitude switch like the weather Confrontation at one minute, the next minute better Let her get her shit together, I ain't tryin' to say nothin' 'Cause she obviously bleedin' out her pussy or somethin' Real irrational, quick to pick fights all bitch-like 'Bout to kick her out the whip, make the bitch hitchhike (Fuck outta here) She flips like I should understand her pain But she won't talk about it and she can't explain Two sides to her gettin' it, the size of her bigger tits But the downside is she cries over little shit So fuckin' sick of it, that gets ugly And the yappin' bugs me and it happens monthly and I... Know we about to clash When I see them li'l tampon wrappers in the trash (Uh oh) It's enough to make a man put a gun to his brains I shouldn't have to explain, it's just one of those days ^^^ I think Apathy sums it up well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 i stirred the kool aid in my time - but refuse to do it now a days. i'm stuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 ps. i can't watch the video at work, but will later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "its so easy, even a child with downs syndrome could understand it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 The link I posted is safe for work. It is 1970's instructional video informing the mentally ill girls of the world that Blood from inside a womans body comes outside from an opening between her legs. At 11minutes long, it's a work of art Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 ok - i'm going to go get a sandwich - and then watch it at my cube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 That little girl looks like a little retard. Also, that film is way unrealistic. If any man ever walks into a room and says "What are you ladies talking about?" and the ladies respond. "Periods," there's no way he'd stick around. Seriously, test it sometime. Guys will almost always walk away from a real discussion about bleeding from your cooch. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 it's not sex unless there's blood. /no gross-o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chainsaw party Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Agreed. There's nothing wrong with getting a ginger dick for 8 and a half minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 Cat-face post up some used tampons and bust a bloody 12oz handstyle next to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 nah, i've got like at least a week till i'm bleeding. but i'll be sure to keep that in mind for future reference ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 Bullshit, you only say "nah" when that pussy is raggin' out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 you wish :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 That little girl looks like a little retard. Also, that film is way unrealistic. If any man ever walks into a room and says "What are you ladies talking about?" and the ladies respond. "Periods," there's no way he'd stick around. Seriously, test it sometime. Guys will almost always walk away from a real discussion about bleeding from your cooch. -fuse. youve tried it before havent you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 if you were a girl you could totally catch tags with tampons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 what posseses a forum full of guys to talk about womans periods. yucky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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