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Forget checked cab, Im riding in this behemoth.


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Ha, I didn't have enough for a car, what a bummer

 

I had to get a job drivin' taxis last summer

 

all the other drivers knew that my car was spectacula'

 

'cause I had a tight, very bright yellow Acura

 

pilin' in 9 or 10 skins at a time, G

 

funny how the honeys with the money always find me

 

payin' their green to see what color my house is

 

feelin' like Del 'cause they would sleep on my couches

 

I'd charge senior citizens extra, 'cause they never mention

 

I'd take all the money from they pension

 

and I'd drive a blind man around for a while

 

even if he only had to travel just a mile

 

with a smile

 

and don't let your dog off the leash

 

'cause if he stepped then I would have to squash the beast

 

and if you didn't have the right change, don't even ask me

 

or else I woulda' ran ya ass down wit' my taxi

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