Abracadabra Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 i got this in my email today, after a long and complicated application time: Application Type: I485 , APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS Current Status: Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident. On April 12, 2007, we mailed you a notice that we had registered this customer's new permanent resident status. Please follow any instructions on the notice....blah blah blah lots of immigration mumbo jumbo i will shortly receive my green card and will make a point of waving it in any and all messican's faces at any given opportunity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 You can never run for president. But congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 you're paying for my retirement! YAY! i'm only joking. social security is only safe for people 45 and above..... so, you're paying for Joker's retirement. congrats on the legalization Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 within the next 20 years the law will change that immigrants are eligable to become president. without doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 within the next 20 years the law will change that immigrants are eligable to become president. without doubt hoping to be the next arnold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 you're paying for my retirement! YAY! i'm only joking. social security is only safe for people 45 and above..... so, you're paying for Joker's retirement. congrats on the legalization Yeah but he is paying for my salary and for me to go on cool trips...YAY! Government Job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 within the next 20 years the law will change that immigrants are eligable to become president. without doubt Only if the alien lizards win...and they wont on my watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 congrats brother. welcome to the family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Only if the alien lizards win...and they wont on my watch. coming from the same guy who probably named his war victims after muppets before he blew their heads off with this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 well, hello... :naughty: i dont think your application process was that long and complicated comparatively speaking... im going to the zooz. i will bring animal pictures back. i found my lab bookz. in my backpack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 If you wanted a resident alien card, you should have just told them you where from Cuba. Instant access. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 i'm a little too...white...and australian for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Just play it off by eating some plantains. not all cubans are brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 well, hello... :naughty: i dont think your application process was that long and complicated comparatively speaking... anything longer that 5 minutes and me walking out of the place with the card is long and complicated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 hoping to be the next arnold? who in their right mind would want to be the american president right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 congrats man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 who in their right mind would want to be the american president right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 i said "in their right mind". any black man that runs for president has gotta be bonkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 So when are you going to file for welfare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 close the borders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 So when are you going to file for welfare? i could say "do i look black to you?" , but racism is a no-no these days, so i won't say it. oh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Congratulations dude!! Now that you're a true American, you should start participating in real American activities like this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 YES!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 congrats man, I would love to celebrate with you. your my homie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Mojitos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I am so about it. Sneak and Creep, I wish you lived closer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Now you have to start packing on the pounds. Start off easy. Add cheese to everything you eat. Let that work for a week. Then up it to double cheese. Week three, add gravy on top of the double cheese. Take it slow. Don't over do it. Week four, in comes in the bacon. By this time next month, you will start seeing the change. You will have to cut new holes in your belt. By month three, you will give up pants with buttons and zippers all together. Sweat pants. Your feet will be snug in your sneaks. Don't worry though, flip flops are pretty American. If you keep up with this regime, you will fall into a depression. Don't fret. There are many options to choose from. Prozac, Paxil, Effexor, Wellbutrin. They all go well covered in gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 If you don't like smothered and covered.....you ain't American Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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