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say hello to america's newest LEGAL alien

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i got this in my email today, after a long and complicated application time:

 

 

Application Type: I485 , APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

 

Current Status: Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident.

 

On April 12, 2007, we mailed you a notice that we had registered this customer's new permanent resident status. Please follow any instructions on the notice....blah blah blah lots of immigration mumbo jumbo

 

i will shortly receive my green card and will make a point of waving it in any and all messican's faces at any given opportunity

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

You can never run for president.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But congrats.

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you're paying for my retirement! YAY!

 

 

i'm only joking. social security is only safe for people 45 and above.....

so, you're paying for Joker's retirement.

 

congrats on the legalization

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within the next 20 years the law will change that immigrants are eligable to become president. without doubt

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within the next 20 years the law will change that immigrants are eligable to become president. without doubt

 

 

hoping to be the next arnold?

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you're paying for my retirement! YAY!

 

 

i'm only joking. social security is only safe for people 45 and above.....

so, you're paying for Joker's retirement.

 

congrats on the legalization

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah but he is paying for my salary and for me to go on cool trips...YAY! Government Job.

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within the next 20 years the law will change that immigrants are eligable to become president. without doubt

 

Only if the alien lizards win...and they wont on my watch.

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Only if the alien lizards win...and they wont on my watch.

 

 

 

coming from the same guy who probably named his war victims after muppets before he blew their heads off with this

 

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well, hello... :naughty:

 

 

i dont think your application process was that long and complicated comparatively speaking...

 

im going to the zooz. i will bring animal pictures back. i found my lab bookz. in my backpack.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

If you wanted a resident alien card, you should have just told them you where from Cuba.

 

 

Instant access.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Just play it off by eating some plantains.

 

 

not all cubans are brown

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well, hello... :naughty:

 

 

i dont think your application process was that long and complicated comparatively speaking...

 

anything longer that 5 minutes and me walking out of the place with the card is long and complicated

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hoping to be the next arnold?

 

 

who in their right mind would want to be the american president right now?

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who in their right mind would want to be the american president right now?

 

 

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

So when are you going to file for welfare?

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So when are you going to file for welfare?

 

i could say "do i look black to you?" , but racism is a no-no these days, so i won't say it.

 

 

 

oh...

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