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i got this in my email today, after a long and complicated application time:

 

 

Application Type: I485 , APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

 

Current Status: Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident.

 

On April 12, 2007, we mailed you a notice that we had registered this customer's new permanent resident status. Please follow any instructions on the notice....blah blah blah lots of immigration mumbo jumbo

 

i will shortly receive my green card and will make a point of waving it in any and all messican's faces at any given opportunity

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
you're paying for my retirement! YAY!

 

 

i'm only joking. social security is only safe for people 45 and above.....

so, you're paying for Joker's retirement.

 

congrats on the legalization

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah but he is paying for my salary and for me to go on cool trips...YAY! Government Job.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
within the next 20 years the law will change that immigrants are eligable to become president. without doubt

 

Only if the alien lizards win...and they wont on my watch.

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Now you have to start packing on the pounds.

Start off easy.

Add cheese to everything you eat.

Let that work for a week.

Then up it to double cheese.

Week three, add gravy on top of the double cheese.

Take it slow.

Don't over do it.

Week four, in comes in the bacon.

By this time next month, you will start seeing the change.

You will have to cut new holes in your belt.

By month three, you will give up pants with buttons and zippers all together.

Sweat pants.

Your feet will be snug in your sneaks.

Don't worry though, flip flops are pretty American.

 

If you keep up with this regime, you will fall into a depression.

Don't fret.

There are many options to choose from.

Prozac, Paxil, Effexor, Wellbutrin.

They all go well covered in gravy.

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