BloodKlot Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 I am on my last nerve as far as my job is concerned. I am fed up with the racism, lying, underpaying, time card trimming, contradictions, and hypocrisy. So rather than snap and start choppin' heads, I called in sick. I had to tell someone so I figured I would tell all of you. It sucks though, I'm worried if I leave the house to get some food someone will see my and pull the 'faker card' but at the same time I don't give a shit. Fire me I don't care. So today is going to be spent looking at porn, painting canvass, and posting on 12oz. Anyone else fake sick or have a story about getting caught faking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: Taking a day off so I don't kill someone... i like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 i like the thread name change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Sometimes I say my car broke down. Or I ran out of gas. Or you guys fucked up my sched and I already made dinner plans with my family. Can't fuck with family excuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 i'm working from home today - and nursing a heavy hangover. have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burger King Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 fuck all excuses except the . . . I have horrible diarhea excuse cause no one wants you running to the bathroom shittin all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 the trots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 "I don't think I'll be making it in today. Someone smashed my fucking windshield last night.." It's so unexpected that it always works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 I called in on my day off once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 I am the king of absolutely rediculous callouts, some true, some not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 I have a story.. A year or so back.. some kid who no one liked.. called in on a friday said he was sick and couldn't come in... a few hours later comes in picks up his check and says he's going to a baseball game... oh how infuriated everyone was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 order a pizza and have it deliverd. oh and save me a slice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 done and done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 fuck all excuses except the . . . I have horrible diarhea excuse cause no one wants you running to the bathroom shittin all day. guaranteed day off right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MACK DAWG Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 yeah "re-re" always works... or food poisoning cause it usually lasts a day. Just tell them: "It's comin a 100 miles an hour out of both ends" they won't say shit I promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 guaranteed day off right here. Not always...my boy tried to pull it one time and they still made him come in. He spent the whole day sittin on the toilet pretending to shit his brains out, talkin on the phone. Usually it does though...last time I used the diahrea excuse I was told "I know you're prolly lying, but I can't really argue with that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIRE IRON Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 I split work once super early. I was waiting at the light to enter the freeway and I look over and there's my boss. She was on the phone and in her own little world. Light changed and I was gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 time card trimming,,<--whats this mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 bueller... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivre Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 AIDS!:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 time card trimming,,<--whats this mean? overtime removed from one week. added on to the next week when you have less hours. no overtime pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSone Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 You got the normal... cbf going to school so I'm going to wag, and then the running through the shopping centre when you spot a teacher and they spot you.... its pretty hek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 "I don't think I'll be making it in today. Someone smashed my fucking windshield last night.." It's so unexpected that it always works. what? thats a wack excuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Almost called in sick. Im glad I didnt though. It turned out to be a great, but hectic, day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 i still like you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 i called in sick to my psychiatrist today.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Ahh, I used the diarrehea excuse the other week, I remember writing it on here somewhere. The next day when I went back, and was accused by the regional manager of lying, so she sent me to the company doctor. On the half hour drive there, I was contemplating how I was to explain that I had the shits yesterday? So anyway, I get there and have to wait in the waiting room for an hour after my appointment. After 40 minutes (with nothign to eat for the past 6 hours) I go to the toilet and force myself to dry-reach (/no bullemic). Then 20 minutes later, I go into his office, I tell him I was just sick, he gets me on the table to feel my guts, then I dry reach a couple of times as he played with my gut, then eventually spewed in the bag he gave me about a spoonful of bile. Teach that bitch for accusing me of lying. Mauler=oscarwinneroner!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 wait.....so you threw up bc you "had" diarrehea? Dude, they couldnt prove squat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Well, it was my 3rd to last day I took off. Because I threw up, I only worked 2 hours of those last 3 days. So in essence, my beautiful acting got me paid for 22 hours of not working, when they weren't going to pay me at all. Plus I got the whole weekend off too, which was an added bonus. And with my track record they had reason to not believe me. But I took that day off as I had missed 4 weeks of class already, and had to get in a group and shit. So sick day it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 i still like you.. getting kinda wierd dood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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