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Shaking the gay off so I don't kill someone...w/AIDS

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I am on my last nerve as far as my job is concerned. I am fed up with the racism, lying, underpaying, time card trimming, contradictions, and hypocrisy.

 

So rather than snap and start choppin' heads, I called in sick. I had to tell someone so I figured I would tell all of you.

 

It sucks though, I'm worried if I leave the house to get some food someone will see my and pull the 'faker card' but at the same time I don't give a shit. Fire me I don't care.

 

So today is going to be spent looking at porn, painting canvass, and posting on 12oz.

 

Anyone else fake sick or have a story about getting caught faking?

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fuck all excuses except the . . . I have horrible diarhea excuse cause no one wants you running to the bathroom shittin all day.

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"I don't think I'll be making it in today. Someone smashed my fucking windshield last night.."

 

It's so unexpected that it always works.

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I have a story..

A year or so back.. some kid who no one liked.. called in on a friday said he was sick and couldn't come in... a few hours later comes in picks up his check and says he's going to a baseball game... oh how infuriated everyone was...

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fuck all excuses except the . . . I have horrible diarhea excuse cause no one wants you running to the bathroom shittin all day.

 

guaranteed day off right here.

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yeah "re-re" always works... or food poisoning cause it usually lasts a day. Just tell them:

 

"It's comin a 100 miles an hour out of both ends"

 

they won't say shit I promise.

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guaranteed day off right here.

 

 

Not always...my boy tried to pull it one time and they still made him come in. He spent the whole day sittin on the toilet pretending to shit his brains out, talkin on the phone.

 

Usually it does though...last time I used the diahrea excuse I was told "I know you're prolly lying, but I can't really argue with that"

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I split work once super early. I was waiting at the light to enter the freeway and I look over and there's my boss. She was on the phone and in her own little world. Light changed and I was gone.

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time card trimming,,<--whats this mean?

overtime removed from one week. added on to the next week when you have less hours.

no overtime pay.

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You got the normal...

cbf going to school so I'm going to wag, and then the running through the shopping centre when you spot a teacher and they spot you.... its pretty hek

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"I don't think I'll be making it in today. Someone smashed my fucking windshield last night.."

 

It's so unexpected that it always works.

 

what? thats a wack excuse

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Almost called in sick. Im glad I didnt though. It turned out to be a great, but hectic, day.

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