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EVER PUKE ALL DAY AND THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DIE?

 

 

me too. in fact i did puke all day and i've still got a roaring headache. work's gonna kick ass manana... this is what i get for starting to drink at 1 in the aftnoon and hitting a house party like there's no tomorrow...

 

 

OOFH..

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Guest HESHIANDET

damn man, you've been burning your candle at both ends lately....my nizzle.:cool:

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Guest GorbortOrman

house parties and bars kill me... let me be by myself with a good book.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

...Fuck...it sucks.

I dont wanna think about the thoughts that cross your mind while puking for the 5th time...

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Originally posted by Tesseract

...Fuck...it sucks.

I dont wanna think about the thoughts that cross your mind while puking for the 5th time...

 

can i get a groggy amen...

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Guest Obsessed

proud to say that i havent puked in about 12 years...amazing considering the amount of drinking i do and food that i eat

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Guest chicken bone

ever puke so hard and violently that you pop blood vessels in your face and neck??

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usully after the 5th time of puiking I am trying to figure out what the hell I ate or if its still beer coming out of me. then I wonder if I drank it again would I be able to get drunk.

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...when i hurl it sound as if i am excorcising demons from the depth of my soul....i convulse and shake and expound liquids that im sure arent supposed to leave my body...its and awful sight to behold...and unfortunately it happens all too much....

 

 

rOe...ive got "my irong lung", in need of an iron stomach

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Guest fr8lover

ive been known to have a case of the dreaded two day hangover a couple times, ive puked in different cities, states, at work, at the barber shop in the middle of getting my haircut, in an alley while my parents watched in horror, at various restaurants after i think its out of my system, on my friends, in the woods, gas stations...i really really hate puking.

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when I was fifteen....

 

I had this little incident with vodka. I hadn't ever drank spirits before, and was thrilled that vodka didn't taste like anything (my opinion has changed since....) in comparison with cider. So I drank two whole naggins (I dont know how much that is if you dont know what a naggin is.....), in under ten minutes. I collapsed and threw up every half hour for the next twenty hours. I'm glad it happened though, because I sure as fuck never did it again. Thats why weed's my main man. I dont understand other people - I've only been sick from drinking twice in my life - I CANT STAND it, so much so that I rarely drink.

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um.. yes , about once every two months.... the only good thing about it is the feeling the next day, cuz it is better then feeling like death, its like your high

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Last time i puked, i put my hand into the toilet on accident, and then proceeded to fling dirty puke water all over the bathroom, puke in the shower...my roomate came in and tried to help me to my room, and i puked on the couch, then when he got me to my trusty old futon, i looked at him, and said, i wanna go home, i miss my woman...and passed out.

haha..:D

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no i have had trainig in the ways of the drunk...... i can now drink for days and finish it off with a tall glass of milk and ill be just fine!:D :D :D

will train for $$$$

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i threw up mcdonalds french fries for 3 days straight. frankly, you will never see makros in a fast food place ever again. it opened my eyes to how fucking disgusting it all is. but yeah, three days of french fry blasting resulted in me thinking "this is the end."

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Guest NATO

lol how many french fries did you eat to start of with to be throwing them up for 3 days? that sketch made me laugh:king: :king: :

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last time i puked my throat hurt for 2 days afterwards....my girl said i was in the bathroom heaving up nothing for 2 hours....thats after half an hour of puking up everything i ate and drank that day....god drinking is cool (major sarcasm)

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im the puke king i think. i puked for like 5 hours but kept drinking, and at the end all that came out was black fluid, im fairly sure it was my bile. yummmmmmmmmmmm

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

im the puke king i think. i puked for like 5 hours but kept drinking, and at the end all that came out was black fluid, im fairly sure it was my bile. yummmmmmmmmmmm

 

right??!?!

that black shit is nasty...

i never want to see that shit again

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Guest beardo

bile is green

 

good stuff. looks like tire sealant.

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Guest THE LAW

see fr8o? you think i'm stupid? you think i wouldn't find out? i can do the math....puking all day=no goods.

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CELL PHONE'S OUT OF COMMISION. PEOPLE NEED TO EMAIL A BROTHER.

 

law you're just about set killer. you'll still be laced up by saturday.

SO WHATCHU GETTN ME FOR XMAS?

:D

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