rental Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 here's the jist of it. ive been having a little hissy fit since last night because i went to a wedding shower and they didnt eat my cheese platter. like, i ate more this morning for breakfast than 30-40 women and girls did last night. when i was laying out my cheeses on the cutting board, i was telling the maid of honor about each of them and she's like "wow. youre so...cultured......." like it was offensive or some shit to her that i have knowledge about cheese other than kraft. and when i was like "why's no one eating the cambozola? its really mild. all of the cheeses are" (because i knew i was feeding suburban church-going women) she said "its probably because it looks funny." what? because its very slightly marbled with blue? someone actually cut a piece of the mold out and wiped it off on the cutting board. what are you? 5 years old? come the fuck on. im sorry, was i supposed to bring american cheese and ritz crackers? what the fuck. here are the cheeses that i bought for last night: cambozola-like a very mild blue goat cheese mixed with fig-very sweet and creamy, similar to maybe a whipped cream cheese with little pieces of fig mixed in. brie cotswold-basically, a cheddar with a sour cream and chives flavor. and i served it with toast wheat thins water crackers and apples please share your love for cheese with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 rental, you're the bomb because you're a woman who knows her cheese. I love cheese! And it's good for you. I only have one friend who likes cheese a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinTimberlake Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 this is the angriest cheese thread i've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 i fucking love cheese, and eat it on as many things as i possibly can get away with. cheese love for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 ps: fuck those suburbanite flooseys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I went to a Jewish party recently and they had a really nice selection of cheese. I can't say I knew all the stuff that I was eating, but it went great with the wine I was drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 this is the angriest cheese thread i've ever seen. :lol: i dont use smilies often, my friend, but you drove me to it. im going to take that as a compliment. that was pretty funny dont let the man take your joy of cheese platters away from you. there was also a fiasco before the shower involving "candied" walnuts that were supposed to be served with the cheeses. i accidentally set the oven to 500 instead of 300... i have 8 cups of burnt walnuts and pecans with sugar and cinnamon chilling on the counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 i eat cheese everyday one way or another Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 i would have been all up on that brie..i hear its good off the grill too. ..but probably not the other kinds...not into moldy cheese...just not my cup of tea. have you ever tried some queso fresco? just crumble some on a warm tortilla...mmm.. i like panela too...good as a sandwich with lettuce and tuhmaters. and queso oaxaca too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I bet that cambozola is the bomb with some apple. And fuck those bitches for not eating your cheese. I would have loved to eat your cheese. [/noperveract] -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 jesus. i love queso fresco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 it suprises me that grown women (and men) will turn their nose up at something without even trying it. what are you, 5? it's food. just throw a bit in your mouth. if you don't like the taste it'll be over in a few seconds. but chances are you'll probably like it, becuase if people go to the trouble of manufacturing it, it's probably because it tastes good, ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trill Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 cosigned edit: to catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 cheese = awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLoveRamen Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 CHEESE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 i would have at least cut off a .5 millimeter piece to see if it tasted good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Nothing goes better with an asian pear than a piece of goat cheese, throw in a glass of mustcato di asti and Im in heaven. :scrambled: (/no homo?) In Israel I would go to the open air markets to buy cheese. They would ask you what you wanted and then cut it off the wheel for you and wrap it up. I hear its the same in europe in some places. America needs more open air markets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 damn... asian pear sounds good as fuck right now. and thumbs down to the moldy cheese. the others are kosh, tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 havarti....and i tried some different cheeses in south america...those were good....dont know what they were called though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 this is the angriest cheese thread i've ever seen. rental is one angry woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Why didn't anyone tell me how good this cheese was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 it suprises me that grown women (and men) will turn their nose up at something without even trying it. what are you, 5? it's food. just throw a bit in your mouth. if you don't like the taste it'll be over in a few seconds. but chances are you'll probably like it, becuase if people go to the trouble of manufacturing it, it's probably because it tastes good, ass. i've tried the blue stuff before and i didn't care for it. i'll try almost anything once. that's how i got turned on to brie. my cousin had a party and she laid out a few cheeses she picked up from trader joes. i tried every one of them and wound up liking about three of them. i remember the brie tasting good...i forget the names of the others. just like you said, "if people go to the trouble of manufacturing it, it's probably because it tastes good...". there's this stinky ass mexican cheese that my dad brings from mexico...and i don't like that one either. it's a matter of personal taste i guess. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Why yes, the foods you like is a matter of personal taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I think if you're church going there is already a blandness to your personality by default. I hate it when you try to introduce people to something interesting and they reject it because it is unfamiliar. My parents raised me eating all sorts of bizarre shit, so I go out of my way to experiment with new foods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Cheese platters are good but either way who wouldnt eat everything at a wedding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 not a wedding. bridal shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 cheese is good, and screw them for not eating your cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 this thread reminds me of Jez so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 My Girlfriend said she's all about your cheeses! I agree. Cotswold seems awesome, gotta find some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 GOAT CHEESE FOR THE WIN. Crumbled mother fuggin goat cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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