RumPuncher Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 I think that the dirtier you are, the better a shower you have. Taking a shower when you dont really need one is kind of pointless, but when you're stinky, greasy, dirty, nasty.... it's one good shower! I haven't had a shower since Thursday, and I'm really starting to stink. There's something really nice about washing when you know you need it. A brand new bar of soap, a shave, and a can of beer in the shower and I'm going to be in shower heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Make sure you poop before the shower. Nothing sucks more than pooping right after the perfect shower. Shit Shower then Shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 ^^speak the truth I take 2 showers a day it helps me get ready for the day and it helps me decompress after a hard day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 7, 2007 Author Share Posted April 7, 2007 ^ you should decompress in the hammock.... and send me extreme pictures! okay... going to shower right now. (I already had a great big crap) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BESK101 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Longest stretch of showerlessness: 11 days. The shower that discontinued said stretch: One of top five of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 extreme hammock is one of the best websites ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 11 days? i hope it was because you were lost in the woods or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 i like brushing my teeth in the shower, saves like a minute or two in the morning, shaving as well but i can't see what im doin so i usually do that in front of the mirror, but showers rock seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BESK101 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 11 days? i hope it was because you were lost in the woods or something.[/color] 1 and 1/2 month of traveling will do things to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 so...why havent you showered since thursday? :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 11 days of not showering would leave you smelling worse then a damp shirt. that stanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 14 days is my longest stretch 2 weeks of camping and such the shower upon arrival at home was THE best ive ever had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I shower under a water fall daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 My duck butter becomes way too powerful after 2 days, so I have to shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Duck butter=classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 The shower doesn't feel that great to me. Its when I get out of the shower, into some fresh clothes and sit down and realize how much better I feel. That shit is priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I work hard for mines, I'm dirty every day so every shower is a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I thought I was the only person that drank beer while showering. It's really good if the shower is super hot and the beer is super cold. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BESK101 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 shit! remember that Seinfeld episode where Kramer cooked in his shower? classic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 i like brushing my teeth in the shower, saves like a minute or two in the morning, co-fucking signed. and I have to take a shower after I shit. I'm mega uncomfortable walking around with a shitty ass. what happens if you pull a broad? shitty ass sex is fucking bunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 shit! remember that Seinfeld episode where Kramer cooked in his shower? classic... hah...he had a garbage disposal hooked up. duck butter=grooooosssssssssssssssssss! way too much information. but i did take a shower yesterday that was heaven, and i thought of this thread and how right it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 i woke up this morning after a long nite of making the love... and i got a whiff of the love in my armpit... so now im looking forward to the shower im about to take... ill let you know how it went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 scale of 1 to 10... id give it a 7.3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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