DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz 0 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Keith Richards Says He Snorted Dad's Ashes TUESDAY APRIL 03, 2007 04:35 PM EDT By Stephen M. Silverman Never one to shy away from the outrageous, Keith Richards now admits to having sniffed the ashes of his father – mixed with cocaine. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," the Rolling Stones guitarist, 63, is quoted as saying by the British music magazine NME. "He was cremated," recalls Richards of father Bert, who died at 84 in 2002, "and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared." Describing the moment, the musician says, "It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." But he, of course, advises others not to follow his example. As for how he's survived all these years, Richards – who last May underwent brain surgery after falling off a tree stump – tells the publication, "I've no pretensions about immortality. I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky." Furthermore, he's quoted as saying, "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life. I was No. 1 on the 'who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KiLL Or DiE 5 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Dont act like you aint never done that before?....Its the new shit... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
viperface 167 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 This guy is teh winnerz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BloodKlot 0 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 hmm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz 0 Posted April 7, 2007 Author Share Posted April 7, 2007 i seriously want to sniff corpse ashes now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IOU 647 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 He's a rockstar.. He should be doing shit like this.. On a side note.. A friend I have collects panties from the girls he sleeps with.. One day him and his other friend got the panties and took the flakes of dried pussy juice and put that shit in the coke they did.. Different strokes.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Magnum OPiss 236 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 or with gunpowder and make some brown brown Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vivre 2 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 i heard about this!!!!!!!!! holy crap! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"inkie" 6 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 This dude aint shit, i do this with all the people i murder not just my dad....lightweight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IOU 647 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 This dude aint shit, i do this with all the people i murder not just my dad....lightweight Keep it real... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mauler5150 153 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 He's a rockstar.. He should be doing shit like this.. On a side note.. A friend I have collects panties from the girls he sleeps with.. One day him and his other friend got the panties and took the flakes of dried pussy juice and put that shit in the coke they did.. Different strokes.. What a story! My similar story to this was of my cousins friend he worked with at Club Med, who kept the panties of the girls he would sleep with. Mother fucker was able to make curtains out of them he had hanging in his dorm, he had that damn many.:lol: I still think ol Keef should be dead by now though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz 0 Posted April 7, 2007 Author Share Posted April 7, 2007 if your girls pussyjuice is so thick and grimey that you can dry it out into FLAKES and smoke it... you need to be finding yourself a different girl. geesh. that sounds just like something i want to do... freebase chlamydia. mmmmmm. (gag) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
justaname 23 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 he could probably be the only guy who can sniff anthrax then goes "oh shit....damn....... gooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bojangles 806 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Brain surgery after falling off of a tree stump...priceless. He's like a rock n roll Humpty Dumpty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T_R_O_N 163 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 lol i wonder what type of high you get from shit. I think you see the person's life before your eyes when you snort someone..that would be dope. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
awkward eye 159 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 It was an April Fools joke, he didn't do that shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BruceLeroy 127 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 i bet he really did it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EGG 55 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 angel dust Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boogie hands 13 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 im already tired of hearing about this. i cant believe the press it got. apparently the lives of junkies constitute news these days. pathetic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoeLarryCurly 2 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 he could probably be the only guy who can sniff anthrax then goes "oh shit....damn....... gooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!" wasn't that from the Robin Williams HBO stand up special? it's fake. thought it was bullshit when i saw it on tv, but the fact that it was keith richards almost convinced me otherwise. "The complete story is lost in the usual slanting! The truth of the matter is that I planted a sturdy English Oak . I took the lid off the box of ashes and he is now growing oak trees and would love me for it!!! I was trying to say how tight Bert and I were. That tight!!! I wouldn't take cocaine at this point in my life unless I wished to commit suicide." -Keith Richards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VANDALICIOU$$$ 21 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I got high off my dad!! lol "whats this shit cut with?" "my dad" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
*42 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I just want to point out that this vandalicious dude has been accused of being a cop numerous times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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