El Mamerro Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 ...starting with a 50-foot robot replica of himself that shoots fucking laser beams. I shit you not. Michael Jackson wants Vegas robot Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports. The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case. It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams. If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital. It is the centerpiece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot's designer. Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn up for the show and seen by the star. "Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them," he told the New York Daily News. On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see." http://news.yahoo.com/s/launch/20070327/en_launch/41620594 I really, really, really hope this shit goes through. It would be unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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count chocula Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 go Michael! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 GIANT ROBOT FOR A GIANT KID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 zing*! ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 its also great it's next to 4 Queens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 "why don't that nigga michael jackson just go sit down somewhere... you embarrassin yaself. ya ruinin it for everybody" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I'll attack that 50ft. , child-molesting faggot robot....IRA 1977-style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 HHAhahHHAHaa it's to atract boys. "Mom can I see the giant robot?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokstar Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I wish they'd make a 50 ft. Robot of me where I show lazer beams out of my penis. I think michael is crazy... and that's why I like him. Bumps you cooooook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 wow, i hope this happens. america, land of where we have robotic micheal jacksons walking around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 my god no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 that would be so rad.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MeMySelf Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 .. and shoot laser beams..werd.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 what'chu know bout goin to disneyland and watching captain eo in 3d i wonder if they still have this there. i haven't been to disneyland in years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 imagine just waking up looking out your window and seeing a giant micheal jackson just looking in at you scary shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 That sounds awesome. They had better make it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I thought this guy had no money left!? WTF!? I wouldnt invest in M.J. This dude would get distracted and buy a giraffe or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 This shit is rediculous haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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viperface Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 ^^^no! that's wrong they better make the robot's nose detachable too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoXox Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 The KING! Fuck Yeah it needs to happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 ^^^^^ For sure, This is worth making a trip out there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BESK101 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 does that image give anyone else nightmares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 what'chu know bout goin to disneyland and watching captain eo in 3d i wonder if they still have this there. i haven't been to disneyland in years i watched captain eo last time i was in disneyland....in 92.... p.s. cash...that honey i srunk the baby reference was hilarious!:lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 You know this really just wouldn't be complete without a 20 ft. replica of a 7 year old to go along with it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Hahah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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