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Secret

SECRET IS OVULATING AND SHE'S ANNOYED.

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So I come home for a long weekend of getting drunk, partying, and passing out to porn, I come to good ol' 12ozProphet for some rest and relaxation. The flicks on The Bench are always good, but soon as I come to Channel Zero all see is...

 

COMPLAINTS!

 

"Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!" Jan Brady would say.

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Guest imported_Tesseract
Originally posted by dr. frink one

i have no complaints....

i love you

 

hahaha, i'll second

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Guest willy.wonka

i have a crush on you!!!

 

sorry,im just a puppy dog.:love2:

im having a bad day too. i need a hug....

cheer up sistah:mexican:

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Guest Rhubarb

i don't know you at all. i won't tell you i love you. i never complain on the internet since it is pointless. hope you get over you period.

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one time, this kid i used to be friends with (key words: used to...) fucked his 15 year old girlfriend in the ass cause she was on her period.

 

have a nice day.

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Originally posted by Rhubarb

hope you get over you period.

 

Quick scientifical fact: OVULATION does not mean MENSTRUATION.

 

Ovulation occurs 14 days after your period. It's when an egg is released from the fallopion tube and it has 24 hours to be fertilized.

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secret....i wait for one of your topics....shower you with affection....reply first....start a chain of complements....

and the kid that gets agknowledges is the one that thought ovulation was the same as a period....

frink feels regected....

frink is going out now.

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Originally posted by Secret

It's when an egg is released from the fallopion tube and it has 24 hours to be fertilized.

 

oh look it's lunch time...i'll have two eggs over easy hold the placenta thanks...

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Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS
Originally posted by ol mudeye.

 

oh look it's lunch time...i'll have two eggs over easy hold the placenta thanks...

 

rent-a-placenta?

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Guest HESHIANDET

wow, my girl is ovulating today as well. weird

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Guest Pilau Hands

i want to have sex with a girl in my philosophy class

she's pretty cute, and always keeps her feet on the chair in front of her.

adorable.

 

sorry you're annoyed. if you were here i could make you more breakfast and we could talk it out over coffee. but i'm here, so you'll just have to settle for expensive west coast food and good company.

HAH!

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Hey !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love u all ::giggles:: tee hee hee :)

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Coming to the 12's for REST and RELAXATION?

 

hehehehehehehehehahah

 

I suggest you look elsewhere my AznSistaahh. :mexican:

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wait a second, so if you re not bleeding, how do you know youre ovulating? do you just feel funny or something? can you feel the egg floating down from your ovaries? whats the deal

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