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So I come home for a long weekend of getting drunk, partying, and passing out to porn, I come to good ol' 12ozProphet for some rest and relaxation. The flicks on The Bench are always good, but soon as I come to Channel Zero all see is...

 

COMPLAINTS!

 

"Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!" Jan Brady would say.

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Guest willy.wonka

i have a crush on you!!!

 

sorry,im just a puppy dog.:love2:

im having a bad day too. i need a hug....

cheer up sistah:mexican:

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Guest Rhubarb

i don't know you at all. i won't tell you i love you. i never complain on the internet since it is pointless. hope you get over you period.

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Originally posted by Rhubarb

hope you get over you period.

 

Quick scientifical fact: OVULATION does not mean MENSTRUATION.

 

Ovulation occurs 14 days after your period. It's when an egg is released from the fallopion tube and it has 24 hours to be fertilized.

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Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS
Originally posted by ol mudeye.

 

oh look it's lunch time...i'll have two eggs over easy hold the placenta thanks...

 

rent-a-placenta?

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Guest Pilau Hands

i want to have sex with a girl in my philosophy class

she's pretty cute, and always keeps her feet on the chair in front of her.

adorable.

 

sorry you're annoyed. if you were here i could make you more breakfast and we could talk it out over coffee. but i'm here, so you'll just have to settle for expensive west coast food and good company.

HAH!

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

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i never complain. not when i have beautiful people like this in front of my work. (SMILESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)

 

 

 

 

…hahahahahahahaha…BIG iz Beautiful…LOL…

 

 

 

IM NOT SCARED OF YOU MAKROS!!!!!

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Guest Pilau Hands

i always knew my ex was ovulating when she wanted to have ridiculous amounts of sex. i haven't had many long term relationships, so this could've been just her, but i doubt it...think about it. sexual desire is nature's way of saying, "you better do it now, cause it's the best time"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh my god i miss sex.

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Originally posted by Pilau Hands

i always knew my ex was ovulating when she wanted to have ridiculous amounts of sex. i haven't had many long term relationships, so this could've been just her, but i doubt it...think about it. sexual desire is nature's way of saying, "you better do it now, cause it's the best time"

oh my god i miss sex.

 

True that..girls usually have a thicker discharge when they are ovulating its better for the sperm to swim in and they may leave alittle smear in thier panties....either that or you can tell when like pilau said theyre unusually horny, or you can tell if your girl says her hips or stomach hurts just alittle, (thier ovaries)...i always knew when my old girl was ovulating, but its always better do wait just awhile afterward or before it to have sex, cause you dont want her to get pregnant....trust me, i have never heard of bleeding before...

 

Shameless/tha 12oz gynecologyst...

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