AyeBee Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 i love how i go into the probation office, and there are like 20 crack heads, wiggers and white trash baby mama's daddy's hanging out talking and bragging about what they're on probation for while i just sit there with my mouth shut trying not to inhale the stink that most of them release. i exude excellence. trying not to laugh, and also trying not to get nervous knowing that there are numerous things to violate on... i wait until i'm called, only to hear how amazing i am some more and stay out of trouble until next time. then i stroll out the door looking at the other scumbags with a sorta "haha you suck" kind of look as i whistle my way to the car. :lol: I was just about to make a thread on this after my visit yesterday...I walked in there with $160 shirt on, nice pants, hair nice nice, and muthafuckas around me are all either tweakin or wearin a fuckin dirty sweatsuit. I swear to god, people are just beggin to get violated. And yes, warrants do indeed suck...a letter went to my parents house the other day saying I had a warrant for failure to do community service on a previous charge. I talked to my PO bout it yesterday and she took care of it, good shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 getting to hold your son for the first time knowing that he is healthy ...co-signed...that day beat out a tripple sneeze by far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 E.A.S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I LIKE WHEN WARRANTS DONT POP UP. and bombing while out on bail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 im not being a dick but i have only ONCE seen another fellow white in there... last few times there is like a human jungle of people in there and i walk right in they see me and i get called right in. man i know now what its like to be on the A list. fuck getting a seat at NOBO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 and bombing while out on bail and scratching the seats in PO office and Court Houses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 and scratching the seats in PO office and Court Houses... I have a scratch next to you in a certain courthouse haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 dropp'n fat Deuces: plop nagger plop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 probation does suck indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J B Suspecto Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 i love how i go into the probation office, and there are like 20 crack heads, wiggers and white trash baby mama's daddy's hanging out talking and bragging about what they're on probation for while i just sit there with my mouth shut trying not to inhale the stink that most of them release. i exude excellence. trying not to laugh, and also trying not to get nervous knowing that there are numerous things to violate on... i wait until i'm called, only to hear how amazing i am some more and stay out of trouble until next time. then i stroll out the door looking at the other scumbags with a sorta "haha you suck" kind of look as i whistle my way to the car. Of course your going to come off good if you compete with retards. I wouldn't be too quick to pat yourself on the back just yet matey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalant Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 getting laid is the best feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Getting put on on probation on the thursday, getting arrested on the friday with Onesandzeros telling the police its not probation its a restraining order:)......stupid french cops Telling the pig "NO YOU CAN'T SEARCH MY CAR" and watcvhing them flip out is always a great time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 For me: Getting things for free, Drinking on a nice summer night with all the people I care about and just kicking it around a fire, When I had the worst day ever and I go out - spark an L and forget everything, Fuckin' with girls that are 9000 times out of my league Agree with all of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 and scratching the seats in PO office and Court Houses... booking and release in sf is hilarious with the amount of shit in there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Being in love is the best feeling. Being in love and not getting reciprocation is the worst feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 naw getting out of jail yesterday and drinking like crazy when you get out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 and bombing while out on bail DID YOU SEE THAT SPOT? :lol: YO BOMBIN WHEN YOU OUT ON BAIL IS EXTRA FUN CUZ YOU FEEL LIKE ANNE FRANK HIDING FROM THE NAZIS. CUZ YOU KNOW IF YOU GET POPPED YOU'RE ASSED OUT. ESPECIALLY IF YOU OUT ON BAIL FOR SOME ASSAULT CHARGE OR SOME SHIT AND COPS WRAP YOU UP AND THE WHOLE WAY DOWN TO THE STATION NIGGAS ARE LIKE "LEMME ASK YOU SOMETHING BRO...YOU'RE OUT ON BAIL AND YOU'RE FUCKING WRITING ON WALLS? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?" NYPD SAYS THE WORD "FUCKING" MORE THAN I SAY THE WORD "B" ITS FUNNY THOUGH CUZ THE COPS THAT ARE THE MOST AGRESSIVE ARE THE ONES THAT ARE SCARED TO DEATH OF BEING IN THE HOOD WALKIN THE BEAT AT 3AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 THATS WHY THEY NEED TO BE 6 DEEP ON BURNSIDE :lol: CUZ IF THEY DOLO OR TWO DEEP THEY IN TROOOUUUUBBBBLLLLEEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 fuck burnside fuck DTB i did have every rooftop for a solid month before those toys dissed them all Mero I was with him when he did that spot loll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slum Lord Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 fuck a po ill die b4 i get 1 of them dueches on me asss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 hopefully you learn how to spell before you die. or just die. either or. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokstar Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Lol.. Getting violated sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 fuck a po ill die b4 i get 1 of them dueches on me asss is this some kind of homoerotic thing? douching on asses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 fuck burnside fuck DTB i did have every rooftop for a solid month before those toys dissed them all Mero I was with him when he did that spot loll BURNSIDE WILL NEVER BE CONSIDERED A DTB HOOD TO ME B. FUCK DTB, THEY DONT GOT NO BLOCKS. NIGGAS ARE GAY, QUOTE ME. NIGGAS RUINED 100 RACKS ON SOME OD TOY SHIT. I COULD GO ON FOR DAYS BUT NIGGAS BASICALLY RUINED THE 4 LINE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 getting high, orgasm,... the list goes on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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