DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 leaving the probation office after an appointment and not getting violated. seriously. such a mood elevator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 yeah, that sounds good and all but this shit makes you feel damn good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 The answer is... Getting really high and eating a whole box of these, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Some of the most nerve racking moments in my life have been walking into my PO's office with a cocktail of narcotics flowing through my veins. Always left smiling though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerCinema Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 i feel you. leaving your PO and it being the last time u have to see that motherfucker... PRICELESS! july 19th 2007.. the end of a grueling 5 year dickfest :lol: :lol: i cant wait to drink in public again without shitting my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 been out of the system for around 3 years now...... and i dont miss that feeling at all..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 One would think it feels better not to be on probabtion in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 without knowing how bad it completely sucks to be on it, you cannot entirely enjoy what not being on it feels like..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 ...sneezing does it for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 getting yer toes sucked... someone high five my foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 ...ewwwwwww toes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I'll agree... not getting violated feels great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 i mean, there are many amazing situations in life that release dopamine and make you feel good, but walking out of the p.o.'s office knowing you're cool (at least for today) and knowing that most likely some other (black) dudes are going to piss dirty for crack and get tossed back in the clink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 ...sneezing does it for me... CO-SIGN... (no/drughead) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Those were always good days. Pulling one over on my assface PO. A better feeling? Stepping out of prison. Better than that? Hitting up shows and keg parties held in honor of your release. Worse feeling ever? Waking up the next morning in some dude's garage apartment. With the knowledge that the majority of the night was spent in a black out. I almost told the full story. But it was some real creep store shit. Now. The best feeling in the world. Laying in bed with three cats and one Handsome Dude. While eating biscuits and gravy. And listening to Bloc Party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignore Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 getting my dick sucked.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I think I hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 The best feeling in the world? When you got a girl who writes graffiti, and you go to the freight yard and get raided. I waited around for like five minutes on the outside of the yard before assuming the worst...the feeling I had when I saw her waiting at my car....oh....that was a good one. And when I graduated 8th grade....'ballin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Now. The best feeling in the world. Laying in bed with three cats and one Handsome Dude. While eating biscuits and gravy. And listening to Bloc Party. <---- jealous one of my best feelings in the world? pasta roni white shells and cheddar with fresh ground pepper, fresh parsley and a sprinkle of salt (when it rains it pours). but better was being on the couch after waking up in the puffiest comforters in the world, and having my cat jump over and hunker down in the perfect spot. cuddle buddies for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 February 28th, 2009 I'll be done with probation...yodel at me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 getting my chode licked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 dropp'n fat Deuces: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 leaving the probation office after an appointment and not getting violated. seriously. such a mood elevator. Yo, I'm the king of that shit. I've done so many things that should have got me violated, but I always scammed my way out of it. For example, in total, I should have done something like 600 hours of community service that I just never did. And this one PO was trying to book me for that shit, but I was quick on the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 i love how i go into the probation office, and there are like 20 crack heads, wiggers and white trash baby mama's daddy's hanging out talking and bragging about what they're on probation for while i just sit there with my mouth shut trying not to inhale the stink that most of them release. i exude excellence. trying not to laugh, and also trying not to get nervous knowing that there are numerous things to violate on... i wait until i'm called, only to hear how amazing i am some more and stay out of trouble until next time. then i stroll out the door looking at the other scumbags with a sorta "haha you suck" kind of look as i whistle my way to the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I LIKE WHEN WARRANTS DONT POP UP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 oh agreed to the fullest. warrants suck the big one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Yo, I'm the king of that shit. I've done so many things that should have got me violated, but I always scammed my way out of it. For example, in total, I should have done something like 600 hours of community service that I just never did. And this one PO was trying to book me for that shit, but I was quick on the ball. Years ago I was ordered 300 hours and didn't do more than 50. Moved around a bit & 3 years later when it was time to appear (I was convinced that I was getting fucked), I showed up & my PO claimed that I finished all 300. To this day, I'm sure dude didn't even remember who I was & probably didn't want to take the time digging up paperwork anyway. P.O.wned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 For me: Getting things for free, Drinking on a nice summer night with all the people I care about and just kicking it around a fire, When I had the worst day ever and I go out - spark an L and forget everything, Fuckin' with girls that are 9000 times out of my league Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 getting my diploma early and straight dip from school screaming, greater then that facing felony drug chrges at 17, a weekend in bookings on drugs, and walking out the court with a smirk on your face with only an ACD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 getting to hold your son for the first time knowing that he is healthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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