DISTRACT Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Does anyone know how to detox your body to pass drug tests. I have one in the up comming week and if I fail it, i guess my career is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 i dont believe there is any way to detoxify yourself. but thats just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 cod liver oil. you need to drink a bottle of it twice a day. you can pick it up at your local pharmacy. make sure to get the unflavored variety though, the additives they put in the other stuff negates the effects it has on drug testing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 dont smoke weed dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Growing up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUM Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Damn fuck jobs how you gonna blaze all the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 fuck that shit drug tests does it really matter what you get up to on the weekend??? As long as you rock up and do your work why the fuck should they care what you do on your personal time damn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 start exercising. running hella miles every day. drink as much water as possible. go to the store and purchase 2 gallons for each day. run run run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Works funnier if your high.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 just carry some bleach in a little bottle and when the tell you to piss just squirt a few drops in the cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 fuck that shit drug tests does it really matter what you get up to on the weekend??? As long as you rock up and do your work why the fuck should they care what you do on your personal time damn... Put yourself in the employers position. You have numerous people applying for a job. Now isnt it safe to say that in a MAJORITY of cases the potsmoker will be a demotivated, forgetful, lazy worker due to the side effects of his "weekend lifestyle?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 just use someone elses piss. small shampoo bottle (or some sort of acting resevoir) taped to your leg wrapped in handwarmers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malca Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 dumb. go to rehab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 I dont do drugs often but last weekend had a couple of googs, and the week before I had a joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 If it's a hair test you are fucked. But most places test pee. If you don't workout, start it'll boost your metabolism. Drink tons of water until you are peeing clear everyday before hand. I've aced every drug test following these instructions. There are tea's and concotions you can buy and they actually work. Many of my friends are drug related felons on parrol, they snort coke and smoke pot every day and do crack here and there, they past there monthly testing each time. You don't use much so this is what I'd do: Start running, Drink tons of water all day long all week, Buy Gold C tea (it's cheap and detoxes). If you are scared drug stores sell drug testing kits.. test yourself. You'll be ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 yeah, just piss alot. I used to passive smoke alot due to my ex, and had the occassional puff with her and I passed 2 days after havign a smoke. However, I had a smoke with a mate then got tested the next day, didn't pass. I had 52uG and the cutoff was 50uG. In case you don't know, that was 2/1000000G that i didn't pass by, and that is only because it was my 2nd piss of the day. If it was my 3rd, I would passed easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I used to be good friends with a UA Tech. Dilution is the method/key word. Drinking water days before wont do jackshit. Its still going to be in your system, you dont piss out THC, it sticks to your fat cells(hence why excercise works also). So its all about dilution just hours up to the test. Drinking until you start to piss clear. The reason for this is because your urine is so diluted with water the test strip doesnt read or pick up on anything. Alot of testing spots know this and ask for a retest when you piss crystal clear, thats why alot of people take goldenseal to add the color to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 start exercising. running hella miles every day. drink as much water as possible. go to the store and purchase 2 gallons for each day. run run run. best answer... i didnt read below this post....... add some fat burners maybe and thats the best chance you have..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 erowid.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 buy the "whizzinator" youll pass teh tests Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 dig up one of the million other threads on this same subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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