SUR X3 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Now actually I was already buzzed before the night started, on account of buying a pack of Guinness because BoogieHands said so. Anyway at the request of a few here are the pictures from last night... First we were at Red Robins, because our friend was getting his hair cut and we needed somewhere to go... My girl drank a few of these. See I told you... Then Reuben Kinkaid showed up and looked gay and shit. Then we all left and went to some other bar and I decided we would only drink martinis the whole time there, because I'm a genius. I ordered appletinis because that's what Zach Braff drinks. PROOF! Oh also Friday night is apparently 6 dollar triple martini night, which somewhat influenced my martini idea. Then things started getting pretty blurry. Here is a picture in circle form. Then Hydrogen Peroxide who was also there grabbed the waitresses boob. She totally wanted to suck all of our dicks off, including the girls, she was flirting all night. I don't think we tipped her. Then out of nowhere (in my mind) RKs girl showed up, I yelled at her several times about the importance of ordering martinis. She obliged. When I get drunk I pick out one thing to do with my hand, then I do it all night. That way I don't have to think about what to do with my hands when I take a picture. On this night, it was devil horns. I'm metal. Martini-steez. Then we left and walked around a bit, then I was like, "YO!" and my dude was like, "What?". And I was like, "That bitch is dying on the ground!!!" I don't know if she was dying, but she was definitely on the ground. Apparently, umbrellas don't stop cars... Who knew? Then they took her away. So it wasn't fun anymore. So I decided to find something to entertain myself. This is them taking her away in case you were skeptical. So what I found to entertain myself was this bum. I gave him a can and I told him to write on things. He wrote "Goat" on things. Then we took a group photo. Here it is. Then apparently I was like, "FUCK COACH!!!!", and wrote on their store. I actually don't remember doing this... Then I was like "Yo fuck public transportation!!!1", and to show my anger I wrote on this bus. Look at the people inside... They were a little confused about things... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 31, 2007 Author Share Posted March 31, 2007 Then I was like, "Yo fuck this building, this shit is gay!!!" and in my best neckface-esque handstizzle, I showed the building how I felt. Then I saw this dude, and my girlfriend told him to sing a song about Brittany Spears. He sung about her tight cunt. I gave him some change... Then I was like, "Yo fuck not taking a photo with this dude!" and totally did. Also I forgot to mention that I gave that particular can to the bum, because it blew up and leaked all over me... In case you're like, "Yo I bet that can didn't even leak and get all over eastbays hands...", I got this. Then my girlfriend told us she was going to teach us a 'cultural lesson', and she took us to this store. Apparently to show us what a store in Rwanda is like... Sweet. Single serving shitty food and chocolate milk... Awesome. I know what you're thinking, "Yo EB! How much are ice cream sammiches there?!?!"... Well... Then we climbed on some shit because we totally kinged being drunk that night. I actually did more dumb shit but I think some shit shall be left out. Enjoy. Also post flicks of your weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I don't think we tipped her. ... FUCKING AMERICAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 the bus deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 you i've never actually had a fucking martini are they any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 31, 2007 Author Share Posted March 31, 2007 I've actually never had one until last night, that's how I decided I should drink 5 of them. Yes they are pretty tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Looks like fun. ps Martinis are the shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I went to an upscale martini bar the other night and ended up drinking stella. Martinis seemed kinda queer. But I'll have to give one a shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 "And I was like, "That bitch is dying on the ground!!!" I don't know if she was dying, but she was definitely on the ground." yeah, totally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 hahahahahahaha "this shit is gay" and, yeah, martinis are awesome. haven't had an appletini, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 that dead lady on the ground with the umbrella was totally askin for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 wait...is this canadia? *edit* cause if its the 604 then thats home to my favorite emcee....urban rage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 31, 2007 Author Share Posted March 31, 2007 Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Martinis are amazing. Appletinis are for ladys and gays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VAJ Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Oh but I do love him so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Then Reuben Kinkaid showed up and looked gay and shit.. when isnt he looking gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Train_Tracks Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 ha, its like a documentray. careful this shit hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I thought those couple of jackasses from Denver probably had the funniest thread running but I think I'm going to say that you just pulled into the lead with this one. I feel you on all this shit. But now the questions is.... can you stay in front of the race? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 pretty funny I'm usually pretty unconcerned with incriminating photos, but don't you think you might be pushing it a little bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 hahaha why are you wearing headphones in the bar homie?? or is that bluetooth type deal for your phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLT Sammich Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 urban rage = best rapper alive past present or future. youtube for those that are not in the know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 I just never took my headphones off, I really didn't think about it. I was drunk and stuff. Plus I'm always worrying about losing stuff. I don't like taking my jacket off either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokstar Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I like the play by play photos. And I like girls dying in the street. I expect a weekend madness part 2 for tonight. Fuck dude this sucks I'm sitting in a parking lot picking this chick up from work. This pretty much blows... but vagina w. Out dinner is the shit. Thank god for mobile internet aka my sidekick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 your girlfriend looks like a white/hispanic/whatever version of melinda doolittle from american idol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 urban rage = best rapper alive past present or future. youtube for those that are not in the know co-signed!:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Those photos made me feel like drinking. Are you sure its a good idea to document some of those activities? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 No not sure at all. But they were documented. Nothing that shows what I write or am writing at the time... I'm taking solace in that little loophole... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 My nights are alot more exciting than this. You only had 5 drinks. Weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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