Weapon X Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Because she's cool and sexy, but then you don't see her for a while because she goes off to university and next thing you know she has joined a sorority, loves tanning, and does kissy lips in all her pictures? Kinda weird. She's done school now, though, so I'm going to try and bring her back. Or should I bother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 sorostitutes give the best head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Module X Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I hate those neon-orange skinned bitches with sorority sweatpants and ugg boots. At best they're soulless walking vaginas. Does she have a beer gut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 She's joined a cult, let her go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeMySelf Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 most likly to far gone.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I thought you had no faith in women, Weapon? kick the sweaty organism to the curb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
society smells Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 If she's your friend she's your friend. Neon orange skin or no neon orange skin. people tend to be affected by their surroundings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 is her name Tiff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 she doesnt sound that cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X22 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 ask her for nude pictures of her and her sisters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 ...together...in a hot tub...holding a plugged in toaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 PIKS THEN SMASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 Oh, man, i don't know about the pics. She and I were really good friends, still. I guess we still are. University is a bitch. I guess I'm gonna try and bring her back this summer. Tell her to fuck all that sorority frat boy shit and take some shrooms with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 I thought you had no faith in women, Weapon? kick the sweaty organism to the curb. Oh yeah, I forgot. Eyeballs and teeth under all those pretty faces. Nah, she's an exception, kinda like a cousin would be an exception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 No porkchop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 *you're Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 huh. i was going to make a similar thread but now my friends a runway and high fashion print model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 my ex-girlfriend is a stripper... people change. *edit* my highschool sweetheart of 3 1/2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 "my girlfriend is a stripper!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 So you were only friends with her because she was "cool and sexy"? What about her integrity? Moral outlook? The philosophical boundaries by which she lives? j/k smash that shit homie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 IS THIS A CLEAR VINYL TSHIRT? HOMODUNGEON STATUS B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 YO IF YOU PUT ON "THIS IS WHY IM HOT" AND SHE DOESN'T DO THE ROCKAWAY, THEN YOU CANT BEAT. YO SMASH THAT MY NIGGA YOU WILIN. MAYBE SEEING YOU WILL TRIGGER HER TO ACT HOW SHE USED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE FUCKIN WITH HER. ALSO, YOU SHOULD BEAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 So Mero, basically you're saying that he should have sex with this woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 So Mero, basically you're saying that he should have sex with this woman? IN ESSENCE, YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 ...B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 IN ESSENCE, YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 sorostitutes give the best head. because they practice in groups on video I swears I have seeeeeen it! Dude I say smash it for a while, while you get to see what she been doing. Do some research before you wife her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 she was probably a dumb ass to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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