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Weapon X

You know when your friends with a girl..?

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Because she's cool and sexy, but then you don't see her for a while because she goes off to university and next thing you know she has joined a sorority, loves tanning, and does kissy lips in all her pictures?

 

Kinda weird. She's done school now, though, so I'm going to try and bring her back. Or should I bother?

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I hate those neon-orange skinned bitches with sorority sweatpants and ugg boots. At best they're soulless walking vaginas. Does she have a beer gut?

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Oh, man, i don't know about the pics. She and I were really good friends, still. I guess we still are.

 

University is a bitch. I guess I'm gonna try and bring her back this summer. Tell her to fuck all that sorority frat boy shit and take some shrooms with me.

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I thought you had no faith in women, Weapon?

 

kick the sweaty organism to the curb.

 

Oh yeah, I forgot. Eyeballs and teeth under all those pretty faces.

 

Nah, she's an exception, kinda like a cousin would be an exception.

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huh. i was going to make a similar thread but now my friends a runway and high fashion print model.

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So you were only friends with her because she was "cool and sexy"?

 

What about her integrity? Moral outlook? The philosophical boundaries by which she lives?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

j/k smash that shit homie

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YO IF YOU PUT ON "THIS IS WHY IM HOT" AND SHE DOESN'T DO THE ROCKAWAY, THEN YOU CANT BEAT.

 

YO SMASH THAT MY NIGGA YOU WILIN. MAYBE SEEING YOU WILL TRIGGER HER TO ACT HOW SHE USED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE FUCKIN WITH HER. ALSO, YOU SHOULD BEAT.

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