AnUpsetStomach Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 This nation is losing its fucking mind. 1- Dancing with the stars: This television show was the number one rated show in aus last year. Its about B-grade celebs who ballroom dance in front of a crowd and a panel of judges give them a score. Honestly thats it, and its been taking up prime time space on the airwaves for like 4 seasons. Why the fuck is watching no name dropkicks whose career is ending dance entertaining to this country...i dunno. Well, we dont get quality HBO shows from the U.S like the wire, and all these cool sounding shows i hear you all talking about but guess what we do have?! BIG BROTHER SEASON 7: They take a bunch of people from the lowest common denominater and put them in a house, give them alcohol and put them in a bunch of situations that make them fuck each other and cry. WHAT THE HELL? 7 seasons of this shit? Then for weeks and weeks you have to watch these fucks being interviewed and watch commercials "OH MY GOD DOWNLOAD THE LATEST BB RINGTONE....WATCH BB LIVE FROM YOUR MOBILE PHONE!" How do you idiots find this appealing? This is what happens when you take away compulsory education after 9th grade. Mother energy drink coca cola has failed TWICE in the energy drink market, Thats right a high end company thats known for its "advanced marketing techniques" has failed TWICE, but it seems to think the third time lucky rule applies to everything. "Hey lets spend 8 million dollars promoting a drink that tastes like shit and try and compete with redbull! Cool, our edge will be all natural ingredients and this made up berry from the amazon will be the key ingredient!" Are you fucking stupid? Honestly, did your marketing executives go to like an indian university? Do you honestly think people who buy energy drinks give a fuck about natural ingredients? They want heavy caffeine, taurine and a whole bunch of shit that will give them as close to a feeling of meth as they can get, which is why if you see so many people washing stay awake tablets down with redbull. Honestly though, our population is so retarded that it may just take off.... with a name like "mother" they will probably be thinking "Whoa! it must be like the mother of all energy drinks, fucken choice bro!" I will think of more things as they come to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 jd's in a rolls, and luda's in a cut supreme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted March 28, 2007 Author Share Posted March 28, 2007 You know in the 80's how newyorkers would refer to a quality peice as a "burner?" well graff jock kids here decided they LOVED that saying so much that they had to reference it for EVERYTHING: "Hey that big brother 7 is going to be a burner" No that wasnt an example i heard a kid with a tribal gear tshirt on say it at a train stop a few days ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Burner comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 urine burner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 since when is upsetstomach australian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Haha I love using the word burner in inappropriate contexts! Vote #1 Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I'm pretty sure they have dancing with the stars (or DWTS, as we call it in the biz), Big Brother AND Coca Cola/Amatil in the US/everywhere in the world. Stop trying to make aussies look like retards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 DWTS isn't the number one show in the country, I don't think we have Big Brother anymore. And we do not the specific energy drink he was talking about that failed two other times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 americans are retarded though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Definitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 you forgot about the toilet flushing in the wrong direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 DWTS is shit... I think it appeals to the older generation a la granparents and parents alike who find amusement in seeing z grade celebs fucking up on the dance floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted March 28, 2007 Author Share Posted March 28, 2007 I'm pretty sure they have dancing with the stars (or DWTS, as we call it in the biz), Big Brother AND Coca Cola/Amatil in the US/everywhere in the world. Stop trying to make aussies look like retards. Actually, in the united states they actually did their research and came up with full throttle which according to This let them break into and stay into the energy drink market. coke here failed with "sprite recharge", then again with "burn" And no where else in the world would people get off on watching pauline hanson do the cha-cha. Fuck that. Dont get me wrong though, america is also stupid i'd just need another two or three threads to get started on those guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted March 28, 2007 Author Share Posted March 28, 2007 According to those TV guides you get in the middle of the newspaper, it said that DWTS got the highest ratings of 2006, it broke some most viewers record, they sourced a ratings graph from channel 7. Either old people make up our population, or stupid people. I'm gonna go with stupid people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 be thankful you dont have sweet sixteen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted March 28, 2007 Author Share Posted March 28, 2007 Be thankful you dont have a clean train community. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 i hope they're not showing sweet sixteen worldwide. if it made its way to the middle east, that will recruit about another 2,000 terrorists a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 i hope they're not showing sweet sixteen worldwide. if it made its way to the middle east, that will recruit about another 2,000 terrorists a year. Hahah truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyper Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 wow this sweet sixteen thing sounds horrendous. i must track down an ep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 yeah but australia does have rove mcmanus, the scourge of the talkshow realm. i only just realised that his name has "anus" in it, that is perhaps the only time i have laughed in association with this "comedian". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 You can catch Sweet Sixteen on MTV ya heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Rove's coming back soon I think HELL YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 man, i just find him so uncomfortable to watch. he just makes a fool of himself, i feel ashamed for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Yeah his show rips off Letterman like 100% of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Yeah, Rove is pretty terrible. If he didn't have Peter there no body would watch. I just think the name Rove is more marketable than having a show called Pete. That Mother tastes pretty bad too. Luckily for me I don't watch any tv shows other than Heroes, Prison Break or Curb Your Enthusiasm. So I don't have to put up with DWTS or Big Brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 mother tastes like a really shit quality, flat ginger beer they were handing it out at uni for free stupidly i had one one sip and i threw it in the trash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Milk Cup [pt. 2] Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Australia has Milo. We win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 mother tastes like a really shit quality, flat ginger beer they were handing it out at uni for free stupidly i had one one sip and i threw it in the trash i actually paid for one, i felt so fucking ripped off. mine went straight to the bin too. i thought that it tasted like watered down, flat, bundy and coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Yeah, I was poured some into a cup from a cowroker, and think between stunt double and tangos description they have the taste down. I actually bought a Redbull from work, and it was flat. I tried another one, flat again, but we poured it into a cup to see if it frothed, which it didn't, so the third one I got that was also flat I thought, fuck it, I'm gonna drink it anyway. My coworker who bought the next one got one that wasn't flat so I dunno what the deal was. Redbull isn't that great either. We need some of these energy drinks I have seen in a thread on here I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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