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MASTERBATERS OF THE UNIBROW UNTIE!!!!

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I was talking to my dad and he said he found all my MOTU toys in the attic. Including this,

 

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This thing was so bad ass. It had a monorail dude, a fucking monorail!!!

 

Then I read this on I-Mockery.com

 

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Eternia came with a monorail system. Let's forget about the fact that they already had plenty of vehicles that could fly and probably get you to your destination much faster. What I want to focus on is what stops the monorail makes. It goes to Eternia, it goes to Castle Grayskull, but here's the kicker... it also goes to Snake Mountain. Yes, that's right, apparently they wanted to make it easy for Skeletor and his minions to come attack Castle Grayskull or Eternia by providing them with a convenient monorail system which stopped right at Snake Mountain.

 

If you're like me, you've been on plenty of trains and subways before, and at some point you missed your stop. Maybe you overslept, maybe you were reading a magazine... whatever the case may have been, you missed your stop. Now just imagine you're some random, useless Masters of the Universe character - Zodac the Cosmic Enforcer for example. You're on your way to Eternia from Castle Grayskull, but what if accidentally you miss your stop while on the monorail? That's right, you end up smack dab in the middle of Snake Mountain and your life is completely fucked until He-Man comes to rescue you. And he won't come, because you're Zodac and nobody really cares about you."

 

I totally didn't think about this as a kid. I never had the bad guys take the monorail anyway, they always walked, and He-man always flew.

 

That's just the way it was.

 

PS: I also accidentally posted this in Brickslayers. Even though I clicked new thread in Channel Zero. That was weird.

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dude hat shit could be worth a lot on ebay.... i'm not implying that you hawk sentimental childhood toys though

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nice!

 

Remember that board game with the rolling marble that could fuck you up? Some sort of island thing...I played it in 1986/87.

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all my heman characters ended up with like one leg and shit...but dope for you...heman is the shit in comparisson to ninja turtles or even gijoe

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MOTU was more an 80's thing, I was 6 in 1989 and dont remember what the hell i played with until 1990 when teenage mutant ninja turtles kicked in.

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i think all my he man action figures have been subject to random garage sales in my growing years...

 

all i have left are the videos... which arent even animated... they would scroll the camera across a comic strip and narrate it with dynamic zoom in/zoom out features.

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well you see the monorail never used to go to snake mountain, it wasn't until the end of a long civil rights movement that snake mountain finally got a monorail stop.

 

I'm sure plenty of people have fallen asleep on the subway and wound up somewhere in the Bronx where they didn't want to be. Skeletor, street thugs, it's all the same.

 

Ink Junkie, I looked up the price of hat shit, it's not worth much.

 

 

Go see the 300, it's all the fun stuff your He-man won't do.

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Now that's pimpin! I've got a season of episodes on DVD, pure gold. You gonna' keep the toys or sell them on E-bay?

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who cares..I hunt ghosts...:(

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Oh Sneak, that is hardcore but this thread is about the mighty He-man, who is so crazy he rides around on a mutant Tiger.

 

My friend has pretty much all the He-man figures, as he has gone on a ebay rampage and bought everything he didn't have as a kid.

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"Hemans monorail system, worst mode of transport ever..."

 

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He-Man was good money...I wasn't even born til 88 but my older brother put me on to all this shit as a child

 

On a somewhat related note, do you guys realize there was only one season of Thundercats? Seems like so much more to me

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Shit, only one season?

That was on for at least a few years over here.

Must have been all repeats.

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i had that eternia thing too - but don't remember ever playing with it much. it was all about castle grey skull.

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anyone see any of the Robot Chicken episodes with the He-Man characters? That's just great when Skeletor farts in the car.

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that is super cool. i wish i had one.

 

i love he-man. my cats name is battlecat.

its a real kind of love.

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The girl who grew up up the road from me was actually named Teela, after He-mans sister.

 

But the funny thing was, she actually got hot.

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BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!!

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"Hemans monorail system, worst mode of transport ever..."

 

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hahaha

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