shitting Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 what's grosser than gross? the stuff rental considers breakfast food I hate it when Asian girls don't take the time to learn how to cook properly from their mothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 24, 2007 Author Share Posted March 24, 2007 I hate it when Asian girls don't take the time to learn how to cook properly from their mothers im sorry, whatttt??? first of all, stay the fuck on topic. second of all, are you saying i cant cook? i cook dinner almost every night, and i do a damn good job of it. and i know how to cook filipino food. he just thinks its gross if i dont eat cereal or toast for breakfast. and third of all, just because im a girl, that doesnt mean i should have learned to cook from my mom, who is white by the way. everyone should know how to cook so they can be fucking self sufficient. fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 oh shit, rental is asian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 i can cook mac n cheese!....holla! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 still smell the crack on my clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war terror Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 whats grosser, than gross? poop sex.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 i can cook mac n cheese!....holla! but can you cook it like an old fat black lady from the south? therein lies the question... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 but can you cook it like an old fat black lady from the south? therein lies the question... I can. It was told to me only two days ago that I should open up a "southern black food" restaurant. After I made mac n cheese for dinner. I am basically an old fat black lady from the south. Nothing about that is grosser than gross. I am just saying, if he can't do it, I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I can. It was told to me only two days ago that I should open up a "southern black food" restaurant. After I made mac n cheese for dinner. I am basically an old fat black lady from the south. Nothing about that is grosser than gross. I am just saying, if he can't do it, I can. Are you taken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 As I believe I've mentioned before... Stepping into a time machine and going back to when you were 6 years old and raping yourself as a little kid. As you go through with it, all the horrible memories of getting raped by a stranger (who you're also coming to realize was yourself) come flooding in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 drinking a mcdonalds chocolate shake your friend got you only to realize he shit in it. i know a guy this happened to, true story. Did the guy this happened to end up beheading the shitter? That's fucking discusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 but can you cook it like an old fat black lady from the south? therein lies the question... :lol::lol: .......naw....thats some $96 mac n cheese..... im all about the 79 cent boxes.:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Are you taken? Steady claimed. You think any chick with orange track shorts and the ability to cook a brutal meal would be single? It don't happen. Boxed mac n cheese is grosser than gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 There are siamese twins. One of the twins is gay. The gay twin has a date tonight They both share the same asshole. Assuming that the gay part means that it's a female that's coming over, I don't see the problem. Other than the fact that you're fucking with siamese twins. Now that's some weird shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Steady claimed. You think any chick with orange track shorts and the ability to cook a brutal meal would be single? It don't happen. Boxed mac n cheese is grosser than gross. You make a good point. You should take those shorts down to the tailor and get the elastic fixed. Then you can return in all of your glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Something real gay happened this morning. I was looking for a shirt to wear to work, I stumble across the shorts. And immediately think of you. Then got sad for being such a nerd. The internet is ruining my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 LOL! What an honor! And yes, it was gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Raem Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 after you make ramen noodles and you keep the water and dont pour that bitch out, that groos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 As I believe I've mentioned before... Stepping into a time machine and going back to when you were 6 years old and raping yourself as a little kid. As you go through with it, all the horrible memories of getting raped by a stranger (who you're also coming to realize was yourself) come flooding in. this is probably the most disturbing piece of existential, metaphysical theory that i have ever read. bravo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 it actually sounds like it would be some sort of blockbuster movie plot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Well with hollywoods lack of creativity and tendencies to steal ideas..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 24, 2007 Author Share Posted March 24, 2007 whats grosser than gross? when kitty cats attack, and bust out of popular 12oz mods guts/orifices. omg! theyre contagious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 whats grosser than gross a tree thats hidden by ivy and has moving human shit all over the trunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 24, 2007 Author Share Posted March 24, 2007 hahaha! youre like 12 arent you? you should go to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 not at all true story the tree is covered in human shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 whats grosser than gross? your girlfriend shits on you while giving her teh buttsexx whats grosser than that? you barf on her back whats grosser than that? you keep pumping away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 hahahhha bump if that bootyisill keep pumping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 not at all true story the tree is covered in human shit You said the shit was moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 there seemed to be some sort if colony of bugs on the inside of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 ^So you actually got up close and looked "inside" the shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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