stay bay wit it. Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 cork it up. its my only option for a chance at merrage. lets hope it works...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 fatalist is right. and married guys have told me that if she's real comfortable with you, she'll shit in the bathroom while you're in there showering. that's when you know it's true love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 fatalist is right. and married guys have told me that if she's real comfortable with you, she'll shit in the bathroom while you're in there showering. that's when you know it's true love. oh. hell. mother. fucking. no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 gotta keep something sacred in a relationship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 One of the major reasons I had to bounce from living with my ex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I have been with my girlfriend for several months steady now and I have NEVER and I repeat NEVER caught her taking a shit. I really don't know when or if she does. It's creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoolkill Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 pix or it didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I made this graph to illustrate my point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 so uglier girls poop more often than hot girls? so how many poops has halle berry taken in her lifespan? 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Give or take I suppose. I know a guy who is the drummer in her band. He's a writer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 halle berry is in a band? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 you guys are silly. the prettiest girls are the ones with the santkiest shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeMySelf Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I have been with my girlfriend for several months steady now and I have NEVER and I repeat NEVER caught her taking a shit. I really don't know when or if she does. It's creepy. i feel this... i keep it away from her and she keeps it away from me.. but funny enough we work talking last night about people shiting there pants.. sad sad day.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 that "u" on the car is too skinny. it's annoying me... :/ yeah, haha, i just totallly woke up. D: my ex girlfriend used to take mad rank shits and not give a fuck. she ate all that vegetarian ish... that garbage is not healthy is the shit is mad smelly. it was like return of the swamp gas monster every time she shat. thank god i got rid of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 do girls really take shits? if so thats fucking gross! hahahahhahh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 graphs and are really funny to me when they relate to things like hot girls and pooping. nice job eastbay. for the record though, girls take stinky shits, period. hot or not those little things pack a punch. ive decided that the smaller something is the worse its farts/shits smell. think about your farts which kind of stink, then think about a girls farts which stink a little more....then think about a baby and how much those fuckers stink, then a dog which is by far the worst. the data doesnt lie..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I still stand by my theory due to the fact that I have never caught my girlfriend pooping. I try all the time, ask her, I bust in the bathroom and I yell at her... I think she saves her poops for school or something. Sneaky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 when you ask her what does she say. like does she give an answer when she does it. a friend of mine had the same issue with his girl. he never knew when she pooped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 She just laughs and plays it off. "Girls don't poop silly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 yo, set up a hidden camera in your bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 yea, that'll end well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 im listening to prussian blue right now. it isnt even good, why were they ever talked about? 'cos what red-blooded american boy wouldn't want to fuck the shit outa those sluts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 unless you two have been together for at least 2 years, this is unacceptable.or unless she was prepping for the annalsex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 fuck, i realised i never have seen my girlfreind shit. in 7 months. i cant believe this. maybe they just do it like once a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I made this graph to illustrate my point... So you are indifferent between a poop half done still hanging from the hole? If not, it should have been a staggered graph. Damn I hate the fact that I know this. And of all the girls I have had in my life, I have never caught them pooping, or even smelt a freshly laid one. But as for farts, thats another story....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Cleveland steamer action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 May I suggest hitting her with a rolled up newspaper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 that "u" on the car is too skinny. it's annoying me... :/ yeah, haha, i just totallly woke up. D: my ex girlfriend used to take mad rank shits and not give a fuck. she ate all that vegetarian ish... that garbage is not healthy is the shit is mad smelly. it was like return of the swamp gas monster every time she shat. thank god i got rid of her. I thought vegans had to take iron tablets because they don't eat meat. I took one of these tablets once, and it turned my poo black. Like seriously, it was carbon black. It disturbed me so much I threw those pills in the bin, and vouched to never date a vegan after that episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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