Jimmy Jump Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 your job sounds like a keeper (for a few months atleast) fringe benefits are the jam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 i've had moments like that. i don't know if it's a good feeling that i didn't do anything all day, because shit is so easy and stress-free, or if it makes you feel like a trifling worthless lazy loser. during my time in the service, i remember one day laughing about the fact that i didn't do shit all day. and it was a good feeling. basically i woke up, put on my uniform, mustered, then walked and sat in the office looking at TV ad checkig e-mail till it was time to go to luch, went to eat lunch, bought a bag of chips and a gatorade and walked around on the main deck shooting the shit, took some smoke breaks while cracking jokes with the homies, and then got off work. and laughed about the fact that i got paid to check e-mail and hang out with the fellas. there were many days like this. but to compensate, there were also very long stressful days out at sea with little sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 If your boss is your friend he can help you do nothing. Its great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batboy Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 i would eat my own shit for a desk job. to be able to lounge at a computer desk and be on the comp all day, i can think of hella shit to keep me occupied. doodling on post its alone would satisfy my soul. with some garlic salt on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 ^^well... hmm... yeah. Thats fucking gross. You don't need to eat your own shit. Just fake, copy, or straight make up a decent resume and apply for jobs you slack ass shit eating lazy fucker! It's really not that hard. Free internet, paid shits(don't eat em'!), and if you are lucky like a few of us on here, you can take as long of a lunch as you want. I sketch non stop, and have recently spent more time in ch0 than I ever did in BrickSlayers. Get off your ass and get a job. Your parents need their privacy back! You're old enough to get out of the basement and work! For the record... I know some sad cats that would eat their own shit just to have a good reason to quit their office job. They have no drive or dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Start a fanasty sport league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I got to work a little bit ago. Made myself a sandwich. Watched part of American Idol. Now I am going to take a nap. And pray it keeps me from getting a hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 so far today i've answered one email. that was at 9:30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy McGay Gay Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 watch, it will get so boring it will turn into a punishment. at that point i usually turn to news sites, or wikipedia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 i just had a nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 well, it's almost the end of the day and the only thing i had to do was that one email. and it's looking like tomorrow i'll have even less to do. man, it's a hard life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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