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This dude ITS NOT EVEN 9 oclock yet! Complaining about how he doesnt make as much as the account executives (aka me) even though he makes more than me (just doesnt know it he just assumes and when you assume you make and "ass"- our of "u" not so much "me" in this case.) So he is like well if I made as much as the account executives I would be driving that brand new 2007 ford explorer even though mines a 98 is used blah blah. Then they(other account execs) are like well Some1 is the only person who stepped up and took the job. Then he is like well I didnt want to step on anyones toes but if I knew it would of gotten me a new motorbike I would of def. done it.

 

 

Nigga is about to get punched...oh yea in the face...

 

What have people done today that made you want to punch them in the face?

 

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this dude reminds me of PMB

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Did you tell him that

 

HE DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SPARTA!!!!!

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Umm, I felt like punchign my ex in the head today to knock some sense into her.

 

Too bad her falling down the steps didn't do it yesterday.

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I feel like punching people that talk all low and shit in the face....

 

 

SPEAK UP!!! Shit! My hearing aint all that good cause of all the mortars, gunfire, and heavy metal music.

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Umm, I felt like punchign my ex in the head today to knock some sense into her.

 

Too bad her falling down the steps didn't do it yesterday.

 

 

^^There are way better forms of birth control.

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yea but that one is the most funnest...

 

 

Sneak you remember the "close talker" in Seinfeld? We have one of those dudes here at work. He is one of the delivery guys kinda slids right up in your face like 2 inches from your nose looks you dead in the eye and starts yelling at you because he is hard of hearing. So freakin weird...

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Hell, I wasn't even present when it happened!!

Damn bitch was hella depressed and shit. Cried in front of me and shit. She reckons it is from the pain but I see thru her lies. She reckoned she put on 3kgs, but it is more like 5 or 6. Lookin chunky. But I'd still tap it. Lucky I didn't take the viagra round there, but bitch couldn't be touched without wincing in pain so no sex was gonna happen.

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Re: Dude I am boutta punch this dude in the face...

 

i feel like punching everyone in the throat. each and everyone i see.

 

coming home from vacation and going back to life sucks.

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i feel like punching everyone in the throat. each and everyone i see.

 

coming home from vacation and going back to life sucks.

 

 

I hate that as well....

 

 

The big thing I hate it the drive to work from coming off of vacation...images of work piled high on my desk. Almost drives me to burn the place down. :mad:

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Sneak's back from vacation...

 

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This day just got better than worse in 10 min. One of the women came around with brownies which made me happy. I got overly enthused and exlaimed "Oh my god you don't under stand how bad I need those right now." Two min after finishing the 3 brownies which were so good the AC came on...IT FUCKING SNOWED LAST NIGHT AND THEY TURN THE AC ON!?!?!? Its freezing I am in my jacket boutta thow on a scarf or someish...

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I feel like punching people that talk all low and shit in the face....

 

 

SPEAK UP!!! Shit! My hearing aint all that good cause of all the mortars, gunfire, and heavy metal music.

 

 

and that is all pre-war shit!

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haaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Shomejuan made me want to punch him in the face cause he's not on AIM to talk about drums, graffiti, and photoshop.

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i feel like punching everyone in the throat. each and everyone i see.

 

coming home from vacation and going back to life sucks.

 

 

i love your boobs

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Shomejuan made me want to punch him in the face cause he's not on AIM to talk about drums, graffiti, and photoshop.

 

 

Niggas busy hustlin! Actually I just cant stand being home recently.

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you aint punchin no one you work with dont front

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shut it fucker! I'm the Director of Ops here, and I've been working on HUGE number contracts with out any help from anyone, because they're stupid or would tell every other company in my area what I make, and if the numbers dont match the budget from the city. No one works, from the no bodies to the somebodies. If the no bodies don't work fast or hard enough they have jobs while I suffer..........canada needs mexicans or I need that guy from cool hand luke to make my nigs work harder.

 

Educated risks are nothing like doing fillins.............fuck

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haha wanting the new ford explorer? he should be punched for that alone.

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I helped a guy make a $3000 commission check this month (plus salary) to replace his shitty $700 from last month - that was my good deed this month.

 

I helped cut down the salary portion of a guys check on technicalities today because he told my boss I was racist. Not that it matters, but my best friend is actually black, not a mixed dready suburban kid who wants to rap. Telling the guy I took food out of his kids mouth was my bad (but oh so good) deed.

 

We have a close talker in my area too, and his breath STINKS. He's actually a good guy though. He's super mellow and easy to work with, but it's funny when in meetings his eyes are always huge and dilated. He is clearly on drugs and I find amusement with it, especially when he's looking crazy and in someone elses face.

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There is a new kid at work that is annoying the shit out of me. I'm seriously considering the applying the Sparta Kick to the situation.

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