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The downside of "the munchies"


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deep fried oreo's. had 'em at the state fire son that's some real ass texas shit you boys wish you knew about.

 

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NAH THEY GET THOSE POPPING ON ARTHUR AVE DURING THE FEAST DOGGIE YOU DIGGGGGGG!!???!!! SHITS ARE CRACK ME AND MY SHORTY BUY EM OUT.

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I make retarded-ass sandwiches when I'm stoned.

 

peanut butter, bean sprouts, fried chicken, and a girl scout cookie on kamut bread.

 

wtf. pot=bad food decisions.

 

:/

 

Second the goofy sandwiches. I made peanut butter and golden graham (yes, the cereal) sandwiches once. Not a bad decision though. The munchies is all about enjoying the actual chewing and swallowing of the food (no homo) and thats a sandwich where you can really enjoy that.

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OH YEAH AND WHAT DO YOU THINK INHALING A TON OF SMOKE IS DOING? HEALING YOUR LUNGS? I BET YOU WEAR SANDALS

 

nigga thats bullshit.

weed was discovered like 2000 years ago right?

after all those years have you ever heard of anyone OD'ing off weed.

-or dying

-or puking

-or anything that can really fuck you up?

no, you might eat some crazy shit and dread your morning shit the next day, but thats it.

 

but some people cant smoke weed, like theyre body just rejects that shit, that rare though.

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nigga thats bullshit.

weed was discovered like 2000 years ago right?

after all those years have you ever heard of anyone OD'ing off weed.

-or dying

-or puking

-or anything that can really fuck you up?

no, you might eat some crazy shit and dread your morning shit the next day, but thats it.

 

Dang, rock hard evidence there I guess. I guess all that stuff about lung cancer is totally negated by what you just said.

 

Try getting your information from a medical journal. Here's an example:

 

http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/abstract/318/6/347

 

That study examined the negative respiratory effects of marijuana in comparison to tobacco.

 

"We conclude that smoking marijuana, regardless of tetrahydrocannabinol content, results in a substantially greater respiratory burden of carbon monoxide and tar than smoking a similar quantity of tobacco."

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^^thats why I try to stick to a strict

regiment of Vaporised weed. It's not

cheap, but if you do it right, there is

hardly any smoke at all and you get

this amazingly clean high. Even with

cheap weed! It will run you like 200

for the decent basic models, but it

is SOOO worth it.

 

^^thats 3 "O's" in SOOO!

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Dang, rock hard evidence there I guess. I guess all that stuff about lung cancer is totally negated by what you just said.

 

Try getting your information from a medical journal. Here's an example:

 

http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/abstract/318/6/347

 

That study examined the negative respiratory effects of marijuana in comparison to tobacco.

 

"We conclude that smoking marijuana, regardless of tetrahydrocannabinol content, results in a substantially greater respiratory burden of carbon monoxide and tar than smoking a similar quantity of tobacco."

 

all you have to do is take a break for a month. quit tryin to make shit mad technical

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Dang, rock hard evidence there I guess. I guess all that stuff about lung cancer is totally negated by what you just said.

 

Try getting your information from a medical journal. Here's an example:

 

http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/abstract/318/6/347

 

That study examined the negative respiratory effects of marijuana in comparison to tobacco.

 

"We conclude that smoking marijuana, regardless of tetrahydrocannabinol content, results in a substantially greater respiratory burden of carbon monoxide and tar than smoking a similar quantity of tobacco."

 

we should clarify something:

 

smoking causes lung cancer. the act of smoking, included with what you smoke - eg the posions in the cigarette baccy used.

 

ive never heard of someone getting cancer from eating weed.

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The worst is when that happens at one of your broke-ass friend's place and you're too lazy to get up and go to the store. So you resort to eating saltines and hot sauce, or tortilla chips and ranch dressing like some deranged condiment-junkie. Then one of your boys walks by and tries to give you shit for eating like a derelict, until he looks in the fridge and realizes you're a fucking junk-food genious because your only other options were fossilized KFC and three-week old rice pilaf (which looks strangely appetizing). He sits down to hawk on your saltines and hot sauce, so you pull them in close to your chest as if you were guarding some estranged newborn, give him the ill squinty-eyed Terminator look and mumbe something about tyrants and revolution.

 

Then you both erupt in catatonic laughter the next morning when you wake up and realize that last night, for over an hour, you actually sat around eating complete bullshit and watching Murder She Wrote on mute.

 

 

 

The only silver lining is that cigarettes and weed make me shit like crazy, so anything I eat in that state usually comes out with the quickness.

 

this post reminds me of when i used to listen to the radio and a random song would come on that i could completely relate to. anyways i was singing along by the second paragraph.

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allright first of all let me tell you i dont usually reply to threads but this one is the greatest thing ive ever read on this sight. big ups to whoever set this up. some of the knowledge you guys are dropping is pure genius and this is definetly going in my favorites.

 

buddy using eggo's for bread(pop tarts as well)? A+

anything that has to do with cookies/milk/ice cream? A+

 

the homey talking about 3 week old rice pilaf looking strangely appetizing and how it feels to be at a friends house and watch murder she wrote on mute is some of the most hilarious (yet true) shit ive ever read. I could see some of these ideas working on paper in a movie or something like that....(saltines with hot sauce im talking to you).

 

as for me im a big pasta freak, i'll cook up mac n cheese or homemade alfredo at the most ridiculous times at night. I'm talking full fledged cook outs at 4:30 AM with my whole family sleeping and shit. my old man woke up one time and thought i was fucking nuts. Its especially worse when youre drunk though cus you make a huge mess and the drunk munchies are just as bad as weed. trust me. going to sleep drunk on an empty stomach is a huge no no in my book.

 

keep the good shit coming, ive read every single post on this thread and will continue to do so

 

-pro

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Dang, rock hard evidence there I guess. I guess all that stuff about lung cancer is totally negated by what you just said.

 

Try getting your information from a medical journal. Here's an example:

 

http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/abstract/318/6/347

 

That study examined the negative respiratory effects of marijuana in comparison to tobacco.

 

"We conclude that smoking marijuana, regardless of tetrahydrocannabinol content, results in a substantially greater respiratory burden of carbon monoxide and tar than smoking a similar quantity of tobacco."

 

actually nigga, You are wrong!

 

"Unlike tobacco, cannabis has not been shown to cause emphysema, lung cancer, or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.[55][56][57] Other studies have suggested that cannabis use by expectant mothers does not appear to cause birth defects or developmental delays in their newborn children.[58][59] According to a United Kingdom government report, using cannabis is less dangerous than both tobacco and alcohol in social harms, physical harm and addiction."

 

Wikipedia son, Wikipedia.

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