tutleone Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Im not completely saying fuck weed, but damn. Has this ever happened to you? -youre sittin there blazin, and then afterwards, you just get the idea that you are hungry. -you get the vision of a food item that you want; its all you can think about. -you go on a mission to get that item. -you gorge. my point is, yesterday i got the hardest case of munchies ever. i thought about oreos. i suited up and walked my ass to the store. i bought the big tray of double stuf oreos, and a quart of milk. i rushed home. i gorged. now, today, my stomach keeps getting these clenching feelings like its gettin squeezed, ad i took a triple flush shit.:lol: now i have a new layer of body fat. thats another week of strenuous workouts. [it was worth it] discuss.:lol: :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 hey kumar gay thread... I however know I am getting old because if I eat JBC's before bed I wake up and feel like shit...always everytime...it sucks I gotta start learnin to cook... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 not even on any harold and kumar shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 if i eat HJ's i always end up feeling bloated, the kind of bloated when you dont think you'll fit behind the steering wheel i dont smoke so much weed nowadays, not that i was a big pot head in the first place. im more on the alcohol tip so to speak side effects include good times and memory loss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 i dont realy fuck with alcohol too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 get on it beats the shit out of weed any day of the week plus its cheaper and legal and none of this paranoid, schizo crap only cirrhosis(sp?) to worry about, and thats not for a few years at least unless you represent team alco to the fullest then you're fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 cirrhosis this is why. total liver fuck-up-age. im not tryin to deal with that, although, sometimes my mind goes into overload and im thinking thoughts all the while thinking about why im thinking those thoughts in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 did i mention cancer well i should've or at the very least emphacema(sp?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I make retarded-ass sandwiches when I'm stoned. peanut butter, bean sprouts, fried chicken, and a girl scout cookie on kamut bread. wtf. pot=bad food decisions. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 i was at this hotel in the TL this weekend talking to the night guy that lets the ladies in with their dates and this dude was telling me about how whenever he gets high he has to eat a peanut butter and mayo sandwich. my friends, that is the nastiest shit i have ever heard of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakename Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Dominos "Bacon Double Cheese Burger" is always a winner when ive got a hardcore case of the munchies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I say do what the pro's do. And by pro's I mean Anorexic people. They get hungry all the time and really... They do just fine. Bulimia works too! I think there are support groups out there for people wanting to get into or better their personal endeavors into Anorexia/Bulimia. It's what any smart person would do to avoid those unsightly love handles at the end of winter time or before prom. Start small... Learn what you body can handle. Eat a little less everyday or teach yourself to get use to purging your body daily. Soon you will be up to the challenge of eating whatever you want when you want, and feel guilt free and look your best. People will notice you. They will want to know your "secret." You can just tell them, that you have a stronger will power, and personal control over your body than they have over theirs. You are in control! Just my 2 cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 There is no upside to the munchies. Chode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 get on it beats the shit out of weed any day of the week plus its cheaper and legal and none of this paranoid, schizo crap only cirrhosis(sp?) to worry about, and thats not for a few years at least unless you represent team alco to the fullest then you're fucked actually it's about the same cost wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 i dont really know i havent bought weed in about 2 years, and befoore then i just bummed cones off people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 The worst is when that happens at one of your broke-ass friend's place and you're too lazy to get up and go to the store. So you resort to eating saltines and hot sauce, or tortilla chips and ranch dressing like some deranged condiment-junkie. Then one of your boys walks by and tries to give you shit for eating like a derelict, until he looks in the fridge and realizes you're a fucking junk-food genious because your only other options were fossilized KFC and three-week old rice pilaf (which looks strangely appetizing). He sits down to hawk on your saltines and hot sauce, so you pull them in close to your chest as if you were guarding some estranged newborn, give him the ill squinty-eyed Terminator look and mumbe something about tyrants and revolution. Then you both erupt in catatonic laughter the next morning when you wake up and realize that last night, for over an hour, you actually sat around eating complete bullshit and watching Murder She Wrote on mute. The only silver lining is that cigarettes and weed make me shit like crazy, so anything I eat in that state usually comes out with the quickness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 ramen noodles usually do the trick not that I smoke anymore. but even when I'm drunk, ramen noodles ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I cut back on my dutch inhaling because of the muchnies. I was slamming down fucking 2000 calories in the middle of the night. shit was no good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 i don't even smoke, but this one time, i must've been 15, i thought it'd be a great idea to eat a whole cheesecake. felt sick for about two days until i puked the whole thing back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SneakV2.0 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 get on it beats the shit out of weed any day of the week plus its cheaper and legal and none of this paranoid, schizo crap only cirrhosis(sp?) to worry about, and thats not for a few years at least unless you represent team alco to the fullest then you're fucked does it fuck! drink has more downsides than weed by far. i would much rather have a conversation with someone who was stoned as opposed to being pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I was born here Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 word, plus the diahrea you get next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 you know what makes me want to smoke a ton of weed and get the munchies? cream cheese wontons. i bet that would be an awesome "in the moment" type thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 A WHOLE CHEESECAKE? I don't think even a pre-menstrual woman would tackle something like that. mmm...cheesecake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Cheesecake from Cheesecake factory = instant death I dare you to eat a whole one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Ive never been there...My birthday is coming up. I think I will demand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 this is why. total liver fuck-up-age. im not tryin to deal with that OH YEAH AND WHAT DO YOU THINK INHALING A TON OF SMOKE IS DOING? HEALING YOUR LUNGS? I BET YOU WEAR SANDALS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 cream cheese wontons... ^^The lady makes these for parties sometimes. Last time she did it, she shredded fresh ginger root and blended it into the cream cheese. Put that into fresh wantons and deep fried. It's one of the best snacks I have ever had at home. The presentation can be really great as well! It looks gourmet, but takes minutes to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Ive never been there...My birthday is coming up. I think I will demand it. You wont be disappointed, their cheese cake is teh bombs and they give you HUGE slices. Fatty status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 OH YEAH AND WHAT DO YOU THINK INHALING A TON OF SMOKE IS DOING? HEALING YOUR LUNGS? I BET YOU WEAR SANDALS grrrrrrrrr annnngry garrrrrrrrrrrrrrr arrrrrgghhhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 They have food too though right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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