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I had fun with one of these on myspace recently.

They gave the usual speil about large amounts of money in a security holding company vault and they couldn't wait to see me etc.

I kept on replying with rawer and rawer emails trying to gross them out so much that they didn't think it was worth chasing money from me. After about the 5th reply I was typing the most foul filthy shit I could possibly think of. It worked. haha

Then I reported the account as a spammer.

 

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SAY THIS:

 

You know what I'm staring at?

 

I'm staring at the foxiest bitch

in the whole world.

 

I've been around

this block twice now.

 

I'm looking for something.

 

A clue.

 

Been looking for clues,

and something led me back here.

 

So here I am.

 

I know how it is.

I've been there.

 

I'm going to help you

settle this.

 

First we're going to check

for holes, see what we can find.

 

Then we're going

to get nice and wet...

 

and you're going

to spread your legs.

 

That's good.

 

So you know me.

 

You know my reputation.

 

13 inches is a tough load.

I don't treat you gently.

 

That's right.

 

I'm Brock Landers.

 

So I'm going to be nice.

 

I am a star.

 

I am a big, bright,

shining star.

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Your hobbies & interests love and careringlove and careringlove and careringlove and careringlove

and careringlove and careringlove and careringlove and careringlove and careringlove and carering

 

Describe yourself and the person you are looking for am a young girl with love and caream a

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caream a young girl with love and caream a young girl with love and caream a young girl with love

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Haha wtf.

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Osuofia - I Go Chop Your Dollar

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_YjvC4ndzM

 

Lyrics

pon say I get sense

Poverty no good at all, no

Na im make I join this business

 

419 no be thief, it's just a game

Everybody dey play em

if anybody fall mugu,

ha! my brother I go chop em

 

Chorus:

National Airport na me get em

National Stadium na me build em

President na my sister brother

You be the mugu, I be the master

 

Oyinbo man I go chop your dollar,

I go take your money and disappear

419 is just a game, you are the loser I am the winner

 

The refinery na me get em,

The contract, na you I go give em

But you go pay me small money make I bring em Grin

you be the mugu, I be the master…

na me be the master ooo!!!!

 

When Oyinbo play wayo,

dey go say na new style

When country man do him own,

them go dey shout: bring em, kill em, die!

 

That Oyinbo people greedy, I say them greedy

I don't see them tire

That's why when they fall into my trap o!

I dey show them fire

 

Funny shit!

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I've watched Lost, and Blood Diamond...

So I feel pretty educated about the situation.

 

Tell the scammer that you know you are being

scammed. Tell them you know an idiot that would

totally fall for this shit, but you want a cut. Have

the scammer do all the work, and you take all

the cash...

 

Yeah... that would TOTALLY work!

I'm a fucking genius! You guys know any stupid people?

Oh shit... Myspace picture thread! Perfect... There's links

and everything!

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