serum Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 ok heres the scoop. someone emailed me from a penpal site. this site is terrible btw. i uploaded my information like 7 years ago and theres no way to delete or modify your profile so i am to forever be connected with this retarded site. the profile has no information on me or anything. like its just a name and age and where i live. i never sent or received a message since i put my profile on there, until yestarday. this is what i got: my name is linda and i am a beautiful young girl with full of love and carely, well i saw your profile at (XXXXX)and i love it, i think we can click together please contact me with my email address i will like to show you my photo and at the same time you will know more about me. once again please contact me true my email address.dont send it to the site, thanks for your understanding linda. i did not xxx out the site name. this is a mail that the person just copies and pastes. loved my profile? just the sound of my name must have made her panties wet because i didnt even fill out the whole profile. then her name linda 123 what the hell kind of name is that? so i clicked her profile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted March 16, 2007 Author Share Posted March 16, 2007 this is her profile : Username linda123 Gender Female Age 22 Resident country United States Nationality Nepal Prefecture/ State Akita Occupation Student Purpose Penfriends Language Exchange Penfriends Languages English English English Height (cm) 130 Weight (kg.) 75 Your hobbies & interests love and careringlove and careringlove and careringlove and careringlove and careringlove and careringlove and careringlove and careringlove and careringlove and carering Describe yourself and the person you are looking for am a young girl with love and caream a young girl with love and caream a young girl with love and caream a young girl with love and caream a young girl with love and caream a young girl with love and caream a young girl with love and caream a young girl with love and caream a young girl with love and care so i was like wtf. shes 4'2 and 165 pounds!? also she is from nepal but lives simultaneously in akita japan and the usa at the same time. but nepal seems dope and is on my list of places to go so im like fuck it ill write her back and see whats up. perhaps english isnt her first language and made a mistake, but hell she wrote english as her native language 3 times. so i wrote her and asked questions about nepal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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serum Posted March 16, 2007 Author Share Posted March 16, 2007 this is her reply: hello dearest How are you today?. I believe that you are doing well. I am more than happy to read your mail today. My dear like i told you in my first mail, My name is linda koneh from Ivory Coast in Africa. resently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war going on in my country. I am 23 years old girl 5'8" tall. My father Dr (oliver koneh) was the personal advicer to the former head of state(Late Dr Robert Guei) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed him alondside with my mother. It is only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am living now. Please I will like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail hope you understand . Attached here is my picture. Waiting for your reply. Your Love linda ok so you guys have any suggestions what i should do next? i can fuck with her but id like to include you guys in the fun because this shit cant be real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I was born here Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 pee in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 its a big fat black dude from africa homie. report it to the penpal site.....after fucking with them for some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 SCAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted March 16, 2007 Author Share Posted March 16, 2007 if it was really a woman then maybe i would pee in the butt but im guessing the next email is going to be how she needs cash because her dead father owed money to the female circumcizer or some shit. i should ask her for some cash since her dad was a doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 email is going to be how she needs cash because her dead father owed money to the female circumcizer or some shit. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 ask if she eats dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Just keep writing her and seee where it goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 i saw this on dr. phil its ppl from nigeria or some shit try scamming them back be like i can come see u only if u send me money etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 smash that shit son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 don't be a pussy, this chick seems legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 SO... she said she is in a refugee camp?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted March 17, 2007 Author Share Posted March 17, 2007 you guys are missing the point. she contacted me through a site that had no information besides my name but loved my profile?? the site she listed as xxxxx because shes probably contacted alot of people on various sites. her profile says shes nepalese, a resident of akita japan usa. but she writes back that she is from the ivory coast in africa and that she already told me that in the first mail, which she didnt. then her parents were just killed and shes just chillin in a refugee camp making pen pals and taking pics of herself in a skirt and pumps? she looks rather happy in that small ass pick after her parents were slaughtered and she just walked through the jungle to escape certain death. :rolleyes: im going to write back, im just searching for a pic for myself that is not too over the top but still hilarious. the bug eyed child molestor and the the gold sniffing spraypaint guy came to mind but that is just too obvoius. maybe the fat icp guy would be good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[mania] Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 its a bot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 ask her how shes emailing you if shes in a refugee camp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 no dont ask her that. people who do this shit look for extremely gullible people. dont ask any questions just take everything she says as fact and see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 It sounds like Alta Vista's translator wrote every message sent to you. Smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 ;5255115']its a bot. with machine gun jubblies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted March 17, 2007 Author Share Posted March 17, 2007 kinda like you posting on 12 oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r3ader Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 posting on 12 oz is entirely productive, i concur. http://www.thescambaiter.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 people are so stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 Hey how are you Linda, my butterscotch princess? Thanks for your reply. You are looking very good. How is the weather in Africa? How is the camp that you are staying at? Have you ever speared a lion? Sorry to hear about your family. I hope that you can have a better life soon. I am 54 yrs old and I live in New York. I like to listen to music, bust heads and work out. At the moment I am playing in a rock and roll band. Do you have a ipod in Africa, if so i will send you some mp3s. Please tell me more about your situation there. Maybe I can help you or visit you in Africa. Can you get a visa to America? You can come kick it with me and we can drink iced tea. Sincerely, Dan Zigfreid here is my picture Hello Dearest, How are you today? I believe you are doing fine, I am more than happy in your reply to my mail. mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal. Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.We don't have any relatives now whom we can go to all our relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person we have now is Rev. andrew kumar who is the pastor of the (Christ for all Churches) here in the camp he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women. The Pastors Tel number is (+221-317-24-04-) if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel. As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilledge to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the traggic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Please listen to this,i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $9.7M(Nine Million seven Hundred Thousand Dollars) So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my travelling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you. So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,truth and hardworking. My favourite language is english but our language is french but i speak english very fluently.Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have alot to tell you. Have a nice day and think about me. Please i am waiting to hear from you soonest, Yours in love linda Linda has gotten darker since we last spoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 HHHHAHAHAHAHAA I knew that highlighted part was coming. Also LOL on the Danzig pic...classic dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 This could be better than the HOMO Dungeon Thread. You should keep this going as long as possible, and keep it updated. Beat around the bush and see if you can scam the scammer out of something physical. Like sending you something from africa and in turn you will send money or some stupid shit like that. Scam the scammer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 think you should do it...they will just stop talking to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 "Just send the remainder of the money to my twin brother Reh Dogg, we are both totally legit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 tell her someshit like your bank account is overdrawn right now, but if she can send you the required funds to pull it out of the negative (we'll call it $1000) then you'll be able to do the transaction for her from there. see if you can get some loot out of her. scam the scammer indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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