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Don't let reuben fool you, him and his girl have been using those can and bttle warmers...

 

I did too actually :(

 

GUITAR HERO 2 this weekend.

 

Lep stop arguing with people in the thread.

 

The funny shit here is that LEP has been over to your place.......and I bet he didn't even meet you! As was I visiting your roommates and I never met you!

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I think all the religious stuff was far more disturbing and interesting. Church picnic flyers from 1990, Jesus colouring books, exerpts from the Bible written out in crayon. Birthday cards from kids. All from the 1990s.

This is the stuff serial killer movies are made off.

 

Oh and I cant wait for Guitar Hero 2 to make my eyes bleed.

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for real, it is one of the more interesting boxes of other people's stuff that you coulld recieve by mistake. i mean, you couldn't really make a photothread on 12oz if you recieved someone elses kitchen utensils, or bedlinen.

 

did you use gloves when handling the mystery porn/ gay sex paraphernalia though?

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The funny shit here is that LEP has been over to your place.......and I bet he didn't even meet you! As was I visiting your roommates and I never met you!

 

Oh you were there too?

 

I was sick. I went down at like 7 am and you guys were all cuddled up in the living room.

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I would do just about anything for one of those beer coozies.

 

Although, I would lose it in the span of a weekend.

But for that weekend, all the dudes would be uncomfortable when talking to me.

I would use my hands to gesture wildly when I talk.

My hands that would be double-fisting Sparks in nude dude coozies.

They would try not to look.

But it would me impossible.

I would take photos with my arm around their shoulders, nude dude coozie propped next to their head.

 

I have a feeling someone would steal them from me when I was not looking.

They would tell themselves they were doing it because they are just not happy looking at that type of thing when drinking in large groups of men.

But when no one was looking, they would slip the coozie into their bag.

To keep to use in the privacy of their own home.

 

Nude dude coozies.

Amazing.

 

But really.

It would be most excellent if you traded me something for those.

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