Reuben Kinkaid Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 As some of you may or may not know, or even care, I moved to a new city a few weeks ago. It took almost two weeks for my stuff to arrive, but that's a whole other story. I finally got everything delivered to my new place a few days ago. So as my girlfriend and I are unpacking, sorting out boxes, arranging everything, we stumble upon a box that neither of us remember packing. Since my girlfriend's parent's, who were looking after all our stuff, said that they had put in a few "surprises", we enthusiastically opened up the box, preparing ourselves for the glorious bounty that lay within. What we discovered however, was that this box wasn't sent by her parents, it was actually somebody else's box that had been mistakenly delivered to our apartment. We didn't just have a box of someone else's stuff, we had their box full of gay porn. So naturally, we took pictures of it. General overview of the basic contents. There was more but we had to fit it in to a nice pattern. Included are pamphlets about gay vacations, naked men beer can holders, condoms, and the few DVD's that didn't have super graphic covers (Titles include Will Parker's Gates of Hell, starring Jeff Mitchell and Derek Bishop, Sex Sessions with Chad Williams, and MetroXXX Presents 20 Hours Collector's Series 5 Disc Set). Leather-scented lubricant 3 Piece Gold Rings set. These are to be placed around the testicles. Amsterdam Poppers: "Nitrite inhalants that when inhaled produce intoxicating effects. They are popular in the gay culture because they make the muscles in the anus relax" - Wikipedia You will also notice the religious paraphenalia in the first picture. Seems our guy is a Sunday School teacher. I'm not going to even touch that one. I'd like to point out that I have absolutely no prejudices against gay people whatsover. I just thought it was a funny situation. Cue the "huh huh yeah right, that's YOUR box of gay porn" jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 ...poppers are fun////no homo...maybe your parents don't like ya girl and want to stir some shit up///no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 oh no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 ...actually PM Eno Elpmis, he'll pay you for that shit - from what I understand he's in Portland right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 If you knew where I lived (Lep can back me up on this one), you'd know how easily I could get rid of this stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 ...careful now....<<<<///no homo!!!!......^^^^^??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidDope Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 theres only 2 pieces in that 3 piece set... i wouldnt be handling all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 hahahaha....too funny!.....but you really should have put a huge /no homo at the end of this post. *edit* here the picture that started it all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 stop acting like you didnt steal one of those cock rings out of the three piece set and tried it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 put up found fliers, or drop it off at that church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Im dying over here. and why is everyone involved with the church gay? It's like I'm gay, I think I'll dedicate my life to an institution that hates me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 ...5, 4, 3 ,2 ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 i think its funny that lep is randomly heated at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 hes the one who talked shit first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 ...DING, ya called me gay...don't forget, I get paid to talk shit....i gotta EARN my money! EDIT- shit talk with ENO = done, PMed it out! Sorry about the disruptions, carry on....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I ONLY LOOKED IN HERE CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THE MODS MESSING WITH THE TITLES AGAIN, BUT THIS GUY WAS SERIOUS?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asiquan Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Lep and gay porn.........I'm starting to think it's a fit!!! kidding bro ham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 ...^^^you forgot your hetrosexual forcefield...I'm a quick learner eh?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asiquan Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 ^^^^^ Hetero yes.........homo no! My color scheme was rather pimptastic though, thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 haha, gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Don't let reuben fool you, him and his girl have been using those can and bttle warmers... I did too actually :( GUITAR HERO 2 this weekend. Lep stop arguing with people in the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 i use those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 wait...are those beer koozies??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Very very homo ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 wait...are those beer koozies??? no, no, no...they're ZIMA koozies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 ha.my high life would disown me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Keep the Amyl! Ditch the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 i was there i saw these first hand, its all true hahahaha if that lube wasnt leather scented id totally take it and those poppers might come in handy tomorrow when i try to have anal secks with drunk girls anyways you should just throw that box infront of ur front door, itll get picked up in no time mang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellphone Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 leather scented lube.. haha classic but ebay that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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