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Reuben Kinkaid

LOST: One Box of Gay Porn

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As some of you may or may not know, or even care, I moved to a new city a few weeks ago. It took almost two weeks for my stuff to arrive, but that's a whole other story. I finally got everything delivered to my new place a few days ago. So as my girlfriend and I are unpacking, sorting out boxes, arranging everything, we stumble upon a box that neither of us remember packing. Since my girlfriend's parent's, who were looking after all our stuff, said that they had put in a few "surprises", we enthusiastically opened up the box, preparing ourselves for the glorious bounty that lay within. What we discovered however, was that this box wasn't sent by her parents, it was actually somebody else's box that had been mistakenly delivered to our apartment. We didn't just have a box of someone else's stuff, we had their box full of gay porn. So naturally, we took pictures of it.

 

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General overview of the basic contents. There was more but we had to fit it in to a nice pattern. Included are pamphlets about gay vacations, naked men beer can holders, condoms, and the few DVD's that didn't have super graphic covers (Titles include Will Parker's Gates of Hell, starring Jeff Mitchell and Derek Bishop, Sex Sessions with Chad Williams, and MetroXXX Presents 20 Hours Collector's Series 5 Disc Set).

 

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Leather-scented lubricant

 

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3 Piece Gold Rings set. These are to be placed around the testicles.

 

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Amsterdam Poppers: "Nitrite inhalants that when inhaled produce intoxicating effects. They are popular in the gay culture because they make the muscles in the anus relax" - Wikipedia

 

You will also notice the religious paraphenalia in the first picture. Seems our guy is a Sunday School teacher. I'm not going to even touch that one.

 

I'd like to point out that I have absolutely no prejudices against gay people whatsover. I just thought it was a funny situation. Cue the "huh huh yeah right, that's YOUR box of gay porn" jokes.

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hahahaha....too funny!.....but you really should have put a huge /no homo at the end of this post.

 

 

*edit* here the picture that started it all....

 

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Im dying over here.

 

and why is everyone involved with the church gay? It's like I'm gay, I think I'll dedicate my life to an institution that hates me.

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...DING, ya called me gay...don't forget, I get paid to talk shit....i gotta EARN my money!

 

EDIT- shit talk with ENO = done, PMed it out! Sorry about the disruptions, carry on.......

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^^^^^ Hetero yes.........homo no! My color scheme was rather pimptastic though, thank you!

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Don't let reuben fool you, him and his girl have been using those can and bttle warmers...

 

I did too actually :(

 

GUITAR HERO 2 this weekend.

 

Lep stop arguing with people in the thread.

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