lord_casek Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy Having a frosted ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer Beers have commercials making fun of hot pussy. Pussy is its own commercial and needs no advertisement. Advantage: Tie If you get a hair in your beer you want to throw up. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can cum in. Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Pussy likes head and everything that cums after. Advantage: Pussy If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. If a pussy smells like brew don’t get near it. Advantage: Beer If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Tie It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy With beer, bigger is better. With pussy smaller is better. Advantage: Beer Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Wearing a condom makes a pussy just another pleasure hole. Advantage: Beer Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain god. Advantage: Pussy If you think all day about the next pussy you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy Peeling labels off of beer bottles is boring. Peeling panties off of a pussy is fun. Advantage: Pussy If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Tie If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break or spill. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. If you change to another pussy, you can never go back. Advantage: Beer The best beer you ever had was Ok. The best pussy you have ever had was fantastic. Advantage: Pussy The worst beer you ever had you threw up or spit out The worst pussy you have ever had was great. Advantage: Pussy Beer makes you fart. Pussy farts aren’t for everyone. Advantage: Beer Beer comes in all tastes, sizes, and labels. Pussy comes in all sizes, kinds, colors, and types. Advantage: Tie You can get up and leave a beer and never go back. Leave a pussy and you’ll never hear the end of it. Advantage: Beer Beer is limited to what you can do with it. There are almost no limitations on pussy if you’re creative. Advantage: Pussy Bad beer: Heineken, Carling Black Label, Moosehead Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright. Advantage: Tie Good beer: Chili Beer, Schlitz, Miller Draft Good pussy: It’s hard to find a bad Pussy. Advantage. Pussy The government taxes beer. Some pussy comes with a fee, all come with baggage. Advantage: Tie If you spill a beer you can clean it up. If pussy spills out it can be cleaned. Advantage: Tie Beer is acceptable with a head. If it looks like a Pussy but has a head it’s unacceptable. Advantage: Beer Beer does not go well in the shower. Pussy is great in the shower. Advantage: Pussy Beer makes you Pee. Pussy pee is not for me. Advantage: Beer Beer tastes good. Pussy is less filing. Advantage: Tie Beer comes fat free. Fat pussy is an acquired taste. Advantage: Beer You can’t dress up a beer. Pussy is almost always dressed up. Advantage: Pussy There is never a time when you can’t have a beer. There are times when a pussy can’t be had. Advantage: Beer If you get drunk and pee in your beer no one cares. If you get drunk and pee in a pussy you may have your Winnie cut off. Advantage: Beer Beer can’t multiply and have little beers. Pussy can almost certainly multiply. Advantage: Beer Beer looks the same sober as drunk. Some Pussy looks better drunk than sober. Advantage: Beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 yeast infections! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Module X Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Yeah but I generally don't like to jizz in my beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Welcome to Myspace bulletins circa two years ago. The taste of beer makes me vomit. Unless I am already drunk. And I have nothing to say about the other. The word makes me uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 Yeah but I generally don't like to jizz in my beer. so, you're saying there are times when you do like jizz in your beer, just not all of the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 Welcome to Myspace bulletins circa two years ago. The taste of beer makes me vomit. Unless I am already drunk. And I have nothing to say about the other. The word makes me uncomfortable. welcome to "i don't read the bulletins on myspace land" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I drink beer when I shower... even if pussy is in there with me. Hot shower... Great! Hot shower... plus a Cold beer... Awesome. Try it! Hot shower... plus a Cold beer... Pussy with her own beer, not stealing mine... ^^I'm off work in 2 hours... I'll get back to you on this one tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Module X Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 so, you're saying there are times when you do like jizz in your beer, just not all of the time? Sometimes I spill my beer into a pussy, and then I jizz in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Hmm...I've never gone to crack open a cold one only to find a tampon blocking the way. Advantage beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Who else here has spit beer in a twat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 Sometimes I spill my beer into a pussy, and then I jizz in it. oh, well ok, then. just as long as you don't push on her stomach and make jizzed up beer squirt back into your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 this one time at band camp... my homie was eating some sluts punnani. when he was done, she poured some beer in a rag, and wiped herself down there. then, my other homie proceeded to lick her chocha...good times, good times! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 ^^^^^^^^ Could get a cold sore by just reading that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 yo i bet some retard frat kid wrote this shit. its not even that funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 i read the first few. then i realized i hated what it had to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoneTWS Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I can beer all the time where as I can rarely get pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy McGay Gay Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 gross.... i haven't eaten pussy since the 90s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 gross.... i haven't eaten pussy since the 90s. :lol::lol::lol::lol: awesome....i should use that as my signature! *edit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 beer wins on the daily. the act of fucking is champ and all, but at the end of the day, beer gives me more no-strings-attached satifaction than pussy ever does. beer is simple. you enjoy it. pussy, although enjoyable, comes with too much bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 neither is usually free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyper Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 The best beer you ever had was Ok. The best pussy you have ever had was fantastic. Advantage: Pussy what the fuck?? the best beer i have ever had was fucking GODLY you worm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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