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best car features for drunk drivers

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not that i recommend or encourage drunk driving, but lets face it, we all drink and party and then drive from time to time. just have to know your limits.

 

but the two best features on my new car, are the automatic lights (especially at night time when you might forget if you were on it...) and the rear parking assist agent.

 

that shit is live.

 

 

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anyone cop that new richboy cd? any good?

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my car comes witha alarm that tells me the lights are still on...even when ive backed into a parked care as it may have been the case...yeah...thanks assholes

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not to talk like someone's mom, but if you're too fucked up to put your headlights on, you should not be behind the wheel.

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The gapple.

 

A couple kids in my younger brothers grade killed themselves by drinking and driving. Last week, one flipped his wrangler onto someones yard and bled out over night because noone thought to look outside.. This week the other kid chose to hit a telephone poll right outside the first kids house. The car didnt wrap around the poll as much as it was cut in half.

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Fucking idiots who dont know their limits.

I drive after/while drinking all the time. How else are you gonna get those last few brews down before hitting your destination of choice?

TEAM ALCO=Responsible drunk drivingoner!

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i've driven drunk plenty of times...truthfully i don't really recognize when i've drank too much i just say to myself :i need to be home" and then i pick up and leave. whether i get home or not is up to me...

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i dont like the always on lights because you cant turn them off to be low key.

 

agreed, i prefer the manual joints because its natural for me to turn them on whenever i get into my car, even when its daylight, as well as shut them off as soon as i get out of the car.

its annoying though to sit in the car on the block at night and not be able to turn your lights off.

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agreed, i prefer the manual joints because its natural for me to turn them on whenever i get into my car, even when its daylight, as well as shut them off as soon as i get out of the car.

its annoying though to sit in the car on the block at night and not be able to turn your lights off.

thats why you turn off the car. nothing looks better then a parked car running with no headlighs.

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there are very few times i need to be low key while in my car. my car doesnt have day time running lights, but i turn them on anyway because i feel it looks better.

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I should mention from the story that the first guy died in the dead of night, unable to scream because his lungs were crushed, hanging upside down from his rolled jeep wrangler, bleeding out out for six hours until he finally died.

 

The second girl hit the poll at a velocity igniting the gas tank and blowing the chassis in two halves, front half stuck in the poll, the other flying half a block into someones back yard, and instantly knocking out the powergrid for 18,000 people. Anything that wasnt the chassis covered two entire blocks of this rather nice part of town. Literally covered.

 

Drink on a bicycle and the worst thing to happen is you hit the front brake too hard and come to a complete stop on your face. Drive and you may ask yourself in the morning why the right side of your car is missing.

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Don't drink and drive, you'll spill that shit everywhere. My homeboy was on probation, he had a breathalyzer hooked up to his ignition and could only start his car if someone blew zeros into it. Court ordered.

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I should mention from the story that the first guy died in the dead of night, unable to scream because his lungs were crushed, hanging upside down from his rolled jeep wrangler, bleeding out out for six hours until he finally died.

 

The second girl hit the poll at a velocity igniting the gas tank and blowing the chassis in two halves, front half stuck in the poll, the other flying half a block into someones back yard, and instantly knocking out the powergrid for 18,000 people. Anything that wasnt the chassis covered two entire blocks of this rather nice part of town. Literally covered.

 

Drink on a bicycle and the worst thing to happen is you hit the front brake too hard and come to a complete stop on your face. Drive and you may ask yourself in the morning why the right side of your car is missing.

 

Ha! The bicycle thing is true. I stil have a fucked up scar on my chin from doing that, I never even got to the pedaling part though. I was stationary. Was to drunk to do anything about it and woke up covered in blood. Better than dying though.

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its annoying though to sit in the car on the block at night and not be able to turn your lights off.

 

 

Turn off the car, engage the Parking Brake, turn the car back on, the lights will stay off as a "warning" that your parking brake is on.

 

That used to annoy me too until I learned that little trick, it works on most cars. :king:

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i've driven drunk plenty of times...truthfully i don't really recognize when i've drank too much i just say to myself :i need to be home" and then i pick up and leave. whether i get home or not is up to me...

 

If you can't tell when you're drunk, whats the point of drinking?

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