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I heard this radio commercial looking for people to do clinical research for prescription meds, it was all cool and flashy and was like "YOU COULD EARN UP TO 900 DOLLARS". Who does this shit? have any of you done it? Seems like the worst way to get some money!

 

 

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I had a friend who used to do this all the time....get payed bank and free room and meals to test some medicine....he ended up with a heart palpitation.

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I would do it if I got like bags of painkillers for free.

 

Then again I don't want to be one of the people they use to find out their medicine causes internal bleeding and leakage.

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I love the episode of the Simpsons when Moe is telling Homer about that shit, then Barneys like sure I do it all the time, then turns his head and theirs wires hanging out a bald spot!

 

soooo funny

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My roommate did this all the time. Once they put yellow dye on his eyeballs and it turned his eyeballs yellow and a centimeter radius around his eyelids orange for a few hours.

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I havea buddy who is addicted to this stuff,... hes been receiving a steady income from a University , especially on these longditudinal studies where it takes 5 years to see the outcome

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I got a buddy who consumes spray paint to make sure it's not lethal. and gets paid for it, o' course.

no joke.

i asked him to tell me which paint brand was the safest to use and he said "the blue is better than the green!"

 

i have no idea what that means.

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research is a good way for undergrads to get money....

 

i had a teacher who told us about them putting different types of sunscreen on his arm for a week and him gettin paid like $250 for it....

 

but me....im all about the get laid get paid commercials.....how many porns have you been in?

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I have a mate who's traveled the world thanks to this.

he goes does a trial in london where he's under house arrest for amonth then off to southamerica for six months then back for a month and off to japan and so on.

 

seems to be a good life.

probably not in the long term.

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theres a place here that does consumer product research. its not medicinal, but its close. They get you to test skin creams, suntan lotion, that sort of stuff. couple hundred bucks for an hour a week over 4 weeks. The only downside is most places are really selective about who they need. I dont know if I would fuck with testing meds or anything.

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I volunteered for a psyc experiment once...all i had to do was drink red wine and then take all the half full bottles home

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I cant do any of these things, all of them ask if you have been tattooed in the last year. I dont think I would ever give myself up to these fools. I read some horrible shit about this guy trying pay for he's wifes retarded expenisive wedding, dudes brain/ body swelled up and he fucking cacked......

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I heard this radio commercial looking for people to do clinical research for prescription meds, it was all cool and flashy and was like "YOU COULD EARN UP TO 900 DOLLARS". Who does this shit? have any of you done it? Seems like the worst way to get some money!

 

 

talk

 

I was gonna "work" for Biovale once, when i really needed the money, but I am a smoker, and they weren't looking for smokers at the time.

 

But thank god I got past that difficult stage in my life and hopefully I will never consider it again.

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robert rodriguez did it for 1 month, got paid $3000 and made el mariachi

got almost $1,000,000 for it and the rest is history

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Well there you go.

 

Sin City was sick, as was OUATIM.

 

I'd do it, if only for the easy money. And to Caligula, I have only been in 1 porn that I would have gotten paid for, but since I broke it off with the girl, I refused to sign the release, haha!!

 

 

(At least I ended up with the pics though)

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My flatmate did it for a while. You can make good money, but he kept on getting caught out for having weed in his system.

I considered it when I was living in London, but in the end decided the fact that I couldn't leave at night negated any extra money I might make instead of a normal job.

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i know four different people who have done it at least once.

 

i on the other hand

went the other way and got a degree

so i could do the experimenting.

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