DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 was this a controlled experiment? i think you're imagining things. why not just 'spit some game' to better looking girls? in these situations, why not go into the bathroom and beat off? you'll feel better. did you consider the possiblity that these 'so-so' girls are actually supe-e-r-r-b dimes? that beings in another dimension are distorting your perception and laughing at your sexual frustration? that's my explanation. Or maybe they're just sick of being smashed then trashed by random arogant drunk motherfuckers and can spot that scenario from a mile away. That would probably be my guess. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 I've got a good analogy for this shit When my sister was applying for jobs like 6 months back she got turned down for like 3 menial, complete shit jobs, but then got hired no problem as a senior electronic banker for Bank Of America, making almost $20 an hour. Shit just doesn't make sense Maybe your sister just got fed up with the bullshit and finally said "oh what the fuck, why not" and took the couch test. And passed with flying collors. Bump for your sister.:biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 ^Just kidding my dude. Please don't make a trip to my city just to challenge me do a knife fight on St.Pattys day.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 heh i get drunk and people come talk to me fuck having to spit game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 When I'm drunk/bored/horny and spit some game at a girl who's far below what I usually fuck with, and she's just not feelin it at all I don't understand what the fuck it is, but it angers me...sub-par bitches are not allowed to play hard to get if that's what they're thinkin HAHAHA, you got denied by a fatty Dont you have a good looking girl at home? Not to get into your business but....why eat 99c hamburgers when you got prime rib steak at home....know what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 its worse when they do give it up. then when you sober up....you realize you just nailed a direct descendant of carot top or andre the giant. bad fucking idea my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 its worse when they do give it up. then when you sober up....you realize you just nailed a direct descendant of carot top or andre the giant. bad fucking idea my friend. Or....an alien lizard!! :eek::eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 yeah, but at least the fuzz didn't confiscate your $120,000 kilo of china white heroin... imagine how bad THAT would suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Word, i agree with this shit comepletely, for some reason hot girls like me more than busted dames. Then sometimes i think lemme do this alright heffer a favor and kick game at her, and the bitch acts like shes all that and better than me or some shit. I guess god didnt intend for me to be with ug-os. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horse cock Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 sometimes you gotta take the pussy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 12, 2007 Author Share Posted March 12, 2007 HAHAHA, you got denied by a fatty Dont you have a good looking girl at home? Not to get into your business but....why eat 99c hamburgers when you got prime rib steak at home....know what I mean? Hah, NEVER a fatty, just not really good looking Yeah, I do...I don't even cheat on her very often, once in a great while, but I really enjoy knowing I can, which is why I talk to alot of the girls I do. Maybe I'm just weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r3ader Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 newsflash: if you're getting rejected, you can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 12, 2007 Author Share Posted March 12, 2007 Yeah, unfortunately I can only get the cute ones I guess...doesn't sound like much of a problem when I say it that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 why agree to something, such as a relationship, when you dont plan on commiting anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 i think lemme do this alright heffer a favor and kick game at her Really? This attitude doesn't get you laid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 i dont even like plain janes. id rather bone a cute fatty over a plane jain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Not really sexual frustration, since I've got a hot girlfriend, kinda just like "What the fuck is goin on?" However, that beings in another dimension theory could be the answer to all this bullshit yet, what really doesnt make sense is dudes trying to "spit game" at girls that "arent all that" or "subpar" when dudes have "hot girlfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 13, 2007 Author Share Posted March 13, 2007 Boredom, like I said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 When I'm drunk/bored/horny and spit some game at a girl who's far below what I usually fuck with, and she's just not feelin it at all I don't understand what the fuck it is, but it angers me...sub-par bitches are not allowed to play hard to get if that's what they're thinkin hahahahahaha fuckin 'a those stupid bitches, dont they know what they're missin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 13, 2007 Author Share Posted March 13, 2007 Exactly haha...I'm startin to drink so it's prolly gunna be one of those nights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Really? This attitude doesn't get you laid? hahaha, you would get it if you lived in hood, this isnt considered offensive here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 I have never been hit on in real life. That is what the internet is for. In real life, for some reason, people are intimidated by me. Some say it is because I have a stance that says I am ready to fight. Who knows. I am glad though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NevaRespectKlownWeakToyz Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 yea it might be hard running game on a busty if you're slurring your words.. thats what happens when ur drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 i met a bird this past weekend who could be wifey status (sorry no pics yet)...she hollered at me it was priceless.........i know exactly what youre saying tho B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 On the ugly bitch tip I only attempted to do it once and it was funny because me and this complete stranger were all coked up and drunk and we thought it would be funny to tag team this pudgy bitch. So we got her pants off and the such, and I just kind of came down off of my high and was like "what the fuck am I doing" and rolled out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 On the ugly bitch tip I only attempted to do it once and it was funny because me and this complete stranger were all coked up and drunk and we thought it would be funny to tag team this pudgy bitch. So we got her pants off and the such, and I just kind of came down off of my high and was like "what the fuck am I doing" and rolled out. LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 I have never been hit on in real life. That is what the internet is for. In real life, for some reason, people are intimidated by me. Some say it is because I have a stance that says I am ready to fight. Who knows. I am glad though. I would hit on you. Then I'd be ready to duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 But for real, you are fine motherfucker Blood Fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 my comments are funnier when i'm drunk, or at least they are to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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